"On an aside" does in fact make sense, if you have basic comprehension of the English language. Here, go read a dictionary, and understand the meaning of the word aside as it was used.

# A parenthetical departure; a digression.

Do you understand what a digression is? It's an aside. That is to say, it isn't the main topic, it's, well if you can't understand, you shouldn't try to be a smart ass.

"No slyness about it" means that I wasn't being sly. See, there was no slyness in that remark. Hense the phrase "no slyness about it". Slyness is the act of being sly. Being sly means to be cunning. Thus, the phrase "no slyness about it" translates to "See, I wasn't being cunning there...". Cunning, if you don't know the meaning of the word, means deceptive, cute, witty, etc. None of these qualities you seem to posess, so I can understand your lack of comprehension; having no real world experience in being clever yourself.

Actually, the hole of an ass, would in fact be an "ass hole". Just like the hole left by a bullet is a "bullet hole". You don't say "bullethole", that would just be wrong. Bullet hole. Ass hole.

"4) I'm just telling you what she would if she didn't need your help Einstein!"
People who can't form complete sentences should avoid debates on topics such as sentence structure and reading comprehension.

Finally, we'll close with this thought: Why on earth would I care if I have your respect? Oh, that's right. I don't. See, you mean nothing to me. Your respect, or lack there of, also means nothing to me. You aren't even a pinpoint of light in the night sky of my life. Have a nice day.


Quzah.