Here's an extrememly complex hello world app made by Bruce Holloway that boggles my mind. Aside from the intense use of macros and character math, the fact that he calls main recursively goes against everything I've every learned about C/C++. The definition is also odd, but I guess it sees m1 and s as argc and args (yes, no?). This was written in 1986, so perhaps the rules have changed.
If anybody can give their insight on those points, I'd like that. If not, this is simply for kicks and giggles! I'll post the code as well as the link to where I found it.
Code:
#include "stdio.h"
#define e 3
#define g (e/e)
#define h ((g+e)/2)
#define f (e-g-h)
#define j (e*e-g)
#define k (j-h)
#define l(x) tab2[x]/h
#define m(n,a) ((n&(a))==(a))
long tab1[]={ 989L,5L,26L,0L,88319L,123L,0L,9367L };
int tab2[]={ 4,6,10,14,22,26,34,38,46,58,62,74,82,86 };
main(m1,s) char *s; {
int a,b,c,d,o[k],n=(int)s;
if(m1==1){ char b[2*j+f-g]; main(l(h+e)+h+e,b); printf(b); }
else switch(m1-=h){
case f:
a=(b=(c=(d=g)<<g)<'<g)<<g;
return(m(n,a|c)|m(n,b)|m(n,a|d)|m(n,c|d));
case h:
for(a=f;a=e)for(b=g<<g;b<n;++b)o[b]=o[b-h]+o[b-g]+c;
return(o[b-g]%n+k-h);
default:
if(m1-=e) main(m1-g+e+h,s+g); else *(s+g)=f;
for(*s=a=f;a<e;) *s=(*s<<e)|main(h+a++,(char *)m1);
}
}
http://www2.latech.edu/~acm/helloworld/c.html