Thread: PROGRAM MENU, urgent, please help!

just write a function for each option (mileage calc or whatever) and then call it with the correct arguments in a switch statement.

First, try to understand this... then take a minute to learn about the search feature of this board.

You'll find that most questions have already been asked, maybe not in the same way, but even so, you can get your answer from someone elses conversation.

As you're new, here's a helping hand. It's a search for the word menu. Some of the code examples aren't the best, but they'll get you started.

>>Do you just save the 3 seperate programs as .c and then you just direct it to the .c file name?
Porbably not.

>>something simplier like a switch statement or something?
Yes, thats more like it

Well the lesson here is not to procrastinate. Hope you'll know better next time. Actually it's easier said than done

Hehe, at least he didn't come screaming in here saying it's due in 5 minutes.

Code:

#define c case
#define f fgetc(stdin))
#define i int
#define m main(
#define p printf(
#define r return
#define s switch(
#define t break;
#define v void
#define x );

#include <stdio.h>
v a1(v){p
"Wheee"x}
v a2(v){p
"Ooooh"x}
v a3(v){p
"Aaaah"x}
i m v){ p
		"I\'m a lazy bastard. Please help me.\n"
		"\t1 - If you're lazy.\n"
		"\t2 - If you should have done this earlier.\n"
		"\t3 - If you'll end up doing the same thing with your next assignment.\n"
	x
	s
	f
	{
		c'1':a1();t
		c'2':a2();t
		c'3':a3();t
	}
	r 0;
}

Don't say I never gave you anything.

Quzah.

LMFAO!!!!


That's got to go on the FAQ!!!!!

"\t4 - If quzah has too much time on his hands.\n"

Wheee Ooooh Aaaaah.

hehe, the poor guy's gonna cry around midnight

Originally posted by Cshot
"\t4 - If quzah has too much time on his hands.\n"

Wheee Ooooh Aaaaah.

hehe, the poor guy's gonna cry around midnight

I thought you guys would appreciate that.

Quzah.

First, try to understand this... then take a minute to learn about the search feature of this board.

lol, the hammer falls and the smart-questions link appears once again Somehow I knew that was gonna happen.

**EDIT**
LOL I just read through that code again... I think quzah doesn't deserve the pay he gets for his job, if that's what he spends his time doing

**EDIT 2**
Hmm, there should be a "Humorous Code" sticky on the general discussion forum

Originally posted by Anfernee001
are all computer nerds that anal-retentive or is just because you can't get a date with your ugly-looking faces?

Are all lazy people so rude and ungrateful? I answered your question. You just didn't like my answer. My code is perfectly working, valid C code. Don't blame me if your feeble mind can't understand it.

Originally posted by Anfernee001
if you don't want to help, then don't reply, much less criticize or judge someone...its funny how this situation would be a little different if we were face-to-face and your quivering little dick showed a some respect.

No, if this were face to face, you'd have heard me say: "Give me a ****ing break. Do it yourself, you lazy ****er." Instead, since it wasn't, I took a couple of minutes and wrote you an answer. Again, it's not my fault you're too stupid to understand the code.

Originally posted by Anfernee001
anyways A FRIEND helped me out with a simple explaination, so thanks for nothing.

Yeah I bet they helped you out. You mean they did it for you. That's really helping. I guess you can't treat a dumb ass new tricks.

Quzah.

Anfernee001, don't take it personally that you were asked to read a couple of others pages before posting your message. If you take a short while to learn what to ask and how, you'll find that people are more than willing to help you out.

And don't resort to offensive stuff... in the end, it just ain't worth it