Thread: I need Help !

  1. 02-25-2011 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by quzah View Post
    I don't see code tags being used. If you don't read what we write, why should we read what you write? Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babkockdood View Post
    I'm gonna throw you a ten-year anniversary party in October. Hell, I should throw you a party right now for that epic pwn
    I've more or less been here for 12 or so years. They switched software about 10 years ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by quzah View Post
    I don't see code tags being used. If you don't read what we write, why should we read what you write? Right?

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    what are u talking about ? i dont understand
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    Quote Originally Posted by caulson View Post
    what are u talking about ? i dont understand
    We told you to use CODE tags, that guy gave you specific instructions on how to use CODE tags - and you just pasted your code without them. So Q decided to pwn you: since you didn't use CODE tags, we're not going to help you with your code. You didn't listen to us, so why should we listen to you?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Jargon File
    Microsoft Windows - A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
  5. 02-26-2011 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by rags_to_riches View Post
    Best laugh of the day, meharsri, on so many levels. Epic troll???
    Hello everyone! a person who replied me , can you tell me what is the exact condition of the code
    is code wrong?
    or
    do i have put a wrong question ,i don't know what did make you laugh on me i was just asking for a compiler cause i have no floppy drive in my CPU and MS-borland compiler demands its setup in 3 floppy disks.
    when you will ready to answer me mail me please and don't laugh because it was an beginner's attempt not a professional like you. so if you will take interest in help me
    write the reply or send me a messege.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meharsri View Post
    Hello everyone! a person who replied me , can you tell me what is the exact condition of the code
    is code wrong?
    or
    do i have put a wrong question ,i don't know what did make you laugh on me i was just asking for a compiler cause i have no floppy drive in my CPU and MS-borland compiler demands its setup in 3 floppy disks.
    when you will ready to answer me mail me please and don't laugh because it was an beginner's attempt not a professional like you. so if you will take interest in help me
    write the reply or send me a messege.
    1) For your problems in the future, start your own thread, unless your problem is the SAME as the existing thread.


    2) A MUCH better free compiler is available. It's Pelles C, and it's WAY more up to date, allowing larger (much larger) programs to run, and has access to Windows API, etc.

    I've used Borland Turbo C for two decades, but Pelles C is WAY better. This is the Pelles C home page (click on download and choose 32 bit Windows x86. It's a regular Windows program, with a nice IDE, help files, better graphics, their own forum for expert help, and Tater and I here, for help, as well.

    smorgasbordet - Pelles C

    and click on "download" on the left hand side.
    Then click on Wiki for the install directions

    After you see how nice Pelles C is, you won't want Borland C any more.
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    sorry if this is bumping a thread but my word this has to be the funniest thread ever haha! keystone cops going on here wit the crossed replies, and some quality replies, humour intended or not!
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    I'm still not sure the second hijacking poster isn't a troll! It's so hard to tell these days.
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