Maybe there is an answer on one of the other forums you posted on?
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If I programmed for a living, I would *love* having someone come over to my desk saying, "Please please, can you code this for me? I didn't take the time to learn how to actually program because I was too lazy, and now I can't make this deadline for the boss. So can you please do it? Oh I know you are angry at me because I am lazy and shouldn't even be working here, but you know, could you please just code it for me? Pretty please?"
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