Of Cheating Men
The wife of a company executive decides to suprise her husband by visiting him during his office hours.When she enters his cabin,she finds his secretary taking notes, on his lap.When the guy looks at her,in a very composed manner,he starts"...hence gentlemen,budget cuts or no budget cuts,I can't continue to work like this with just one chair in my office."
Of cheating women
The wife is lying on her death-bed,while her husband is seated beside her,carresing her palm.She looks at him and painfully says,"Oh John,you have been such a nice husband.But I'm afraid I've not been so good to you.Your boss,Richard,I've slept with him."John displays sadness and shows a sorrowful smile."Don't worry sweetheart,I know all about it." "You do?",she asks in disbelief."Yup.Why and who do you think poisoned you?"