the jargon thread...
here's another thing we can do if we are too bored...
i'll say a comp jargon... and the next guy/girl/martian should explain what it means to someone normal... then put another one... they don't have to be acronyms... for ex...
mesh thingie that keeps the flys out
nec... [pronounced 'neck'...]
get the idea?
okie, i'll start... FIFO...
oh! i got this one!
FIFO = First In First Out...it is used in stacks!
okay, lets do another easy one to start out with:
okay dorkus, let's try this again...
you aren't supposed to explain it how tech's know it... but i mean, what does it mean to a lamen! this is supposed to be a funny thread!!! argh!!!
okay, here's another one...
argc and argv...
Screw that I'm answering FIFO:
your next door neighbor's dog.
you know, the one that cnat spel rite.
next up socket-
that thing in the wall that you dont want to stick a metal thing in with your hand....
next up: server
server... that guy who gives me my quarter pounder at mcdonalds
Compiler...the poor guy in every project that is forced to take everybody's work and put it together in a way that might make sense to the teacher
BIOS- Big Idiot OStriches. Found in lower regions of the US. Known to have red necks.
and then... Monitor
The sad dudes who looked after milk in infants school
Scanner... for puting pictures of face into computer
Next .... Firewall
The wall you get stood against when you are excecuted by firing squad
next ->floppy drive
floppy drive - when you need via...
next -> thrashing
thrashing - what im gonna give you and but good
next up -> HDD
HDD: a new sexually transmitted disease just discovered, stands for Hard Dick Disease...i wont say the symptoms...
next up -> modem
modem: What I did to lawns to earn money. (Get it? :))