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IcyDeath
01-21-2002, 03:01 AM
I've noticed that the Undead board has disappeared!
Is it closed/mods only?:D
Do they continue their strange ... ... ... rituals there?

nvoigt
01-21-2002, 04:05 AM
Actually, since the last ritual, there is blood splattered all around... so far we couldn't find someone to clean up the mess, so it's closed until we do.


We need a white female long-haired elephant-riding virgin born on 29. Feb 1994. You should have at least 15 years of experience in cleaning up such messes. Professional goat herders preferred.

Send your resumes to cprog-cleanup@sacrifice.org.

:p

iain
01-21-2002, 07:56 AM
if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?

webmaster
01-21-2002, 08:39 AM
Do not question the undead board.

iain
01-21-2002, 08:47 AM
a metal plate just struck my mouth!

gnu-ehacks
01-21-2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by iain
if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?

LoL!!! Good question. There is one thing I have learned from hanging out at this board though...MOD'S CAN DO ANYTHING.

kermi3
01-21-2002, 03:01 PM
Do not mock the great power of the mods gnu-ehacks. Our power is divinly given by the great undead lords that are worishiped.

May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!

Deckard
01-21-2002, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by kermi3
May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!

Wait, wait! The elephant has to be a virgin?

incognito
01-21-2002, 04:06 PM
Any ideas when this board might come back, or are we going to have to wait until a virgin elephant is found?

gnu-ehacks
01-21-2002, 04:10 PM
Hmm...This thread is beginning to become a litte strange...

no-one
01-21-2002, 04:30 PM
the animal rights groups shall hear of this!! you all toast!

incognito
01-21-2002, 04:33 PM
Hey they're just asking for a virgin elephant they are not really saying that we're going to sacrifice a virgin elephant as part of a yearly ritual at the undead board. :D

iain
01-21-2002, 05:39 PM
anyone that knows for the extremely odd person that i really am knows i have an elephant called Brian. I dont know if hes a virgin - i shall find out and if he is i dont mind sacrificing him to the board.

ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?

Deckard
01-21-2002, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by iain
ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?

A search on Google for "imaginary animal rights" turns up nothing. Looks like we're good to go. :D

webmaster
01-21-2002, 06:00 PM
Correction to NV's post:

We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).

Yoshi
01-21-2002, 06:15 PM
So you closed the Hidden Shrine too? Boy, I have been laid off job!! :(

kermi3
01-21-2002, 07:37 PM
Webmaster you forgot! Our elephant must also have at least 6' tusks!

iain
01-21-2002, 08:38 PM
ok, brian only has two - i can see if any of his elephant friends would oblige.....

Deckard
01-21-2002, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by webmaster We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).

:smacks forehead: Ohhhhh... it's all so clear now! I'll go round up the sheep and rabid ferret.

IcyDeath
01-22-2002, 04:03 AM
>>Originally posted by webmaster We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).

Do you mean, that the undead board will be opened in the year 2010? Last virgin & pregnant person lived on earth ~2002 years ago. But it shouldn't mean that an elephant couldn't be pregnant and virgine at the same time...:confused:

Govtcheez
01-22-2002, 07:24 AM
> Do you mean, that the undead board will be opened in the year 2010?

No, the elephant will, of course, have an accelerated aging process. Don't be silly.

> ok, brian only has two

You'll note that Kermi said 6' tusks. This means 6 foot tusks.

Deckard
01-22-2002, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
>You'll note that Kermi said 6' tusks. This means 6 foot tusks. Wow! A tusk with feet (and six of them, no less)? This gets better all the time! I'll be sure not to miss this ritual!

Govtcheez
01-22-2002, 08:49 AM
No, no, no. Foot tusks! Normal tusks are elongated teeth, these are special elongated toenails!

no-one
01-22-2002, 12:01 PM
imaginary huh?... looks like i have to come up with an angry mob then...