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01-15-2002, 06:58 PM
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes 'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, c
rease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"


01-15-2002, 08:42 PM
Having grown up in Colorado and then taken a job down south, I can certainly "reeelate tu zat".

01-15-2002, 10:31 PM
I know that was very funny... but
DISGUISED, you should translate the words of RS.. for US..

01-15-2002, 10:49 PM
<<DISGUISED, you should translate the words of RS.. for US..

Uummm I think that was the joke

01-15-2002, 11:23 PM
sowndz lyk ghameghodt. :)

01-16-2002, 12:01 AM
LMAO that's funny!! Ha ha, ::wipes tears from eyes::

01-16-2002, 05:21 AM
>>sowndz lyk ghameghodt.
Who/what does?