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[A7h]
01-12-2002, 09:45 PM
If you can't do it in Assembler, you can't do it at all

DavidP
01-12-2002, 09:51 PM
why not binary?

most assemblers come with a booklet that tells you how to convert all assembler commands to binary...

Garfield
01-12-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by [A7h]
If you can't do it in Assembler, you can't do it at all

I happen to be an ASM programmer ::fixes tie::, and I love the language. It is powerful, the scope of the language is unbelievable, and it is just...great! But, it is tedious and you must tell the computer to do everything. Sure, if you want a powerful and fast program, ASM is the way to go.

But, you must also consider C. C is the "high-level Assembly". It is also fast (not as fast, but fast) and it doesn't take nearly as long to program in.

These are my two favorite languages, C and ASM. They both suit me quite well, I believe. They are perfect!

[A7h]
01-12-2002, 11:22 PM
I'm just trying to get under the skin a little, I like C/C++ as well. I just recently started learning ASM...

nvoigt
01-13-2002, 04:35 AM
Actually, real men ( and women ) don't use a compiler or assembler. Real men use copy con prog.exe to write their programs.

:p:p:p

Betazep
01-13-2002, 05:13 AM
Real men spend time with real women... while paying others to write software for them.

Programming isn't life...

mithrandir
01-13-2002, 06:58 AM
>>Programming isn't life...<<

It isn't???!!???! :D

adrianxw
01-13-2002, 10:54 AM
>>>
Real men spend time with real women... while paying others to write software for them.

Programming isn't life...
<<<

Man, that's so true.

Isometric
01-13-2002, 11:39 AM
What is this life everyone always mentions? I couldnt fin "life() ;" in MSDN. What Header is it in?

Deckard
01-13-2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Isometric
What is this life everyone always mentions? I couldnt fin "life() ;" in MSDN. What Header is it in? I believe it's in society.h. I checked reality.h, but all I could find were definitions for bills, famine, disease, and some function that simply returns the string "I just want to be friends".

nvoigt
01-13-2002, 02:12 PM
It's in "Reality.h". But it's not included in MSVC. :p

>while paying others to write software for them

...and that would be me.

Real women (tm) please send your resumes to nvoigt@real-life.net. I'll have a look on the next weekend :D


[Edit: damn, took to long to write the post *g*. Well then I should try "society.h". I knew the returnvalues were too predictable... ]

Govtcheez
01-13-2002, 03:54 PM
Real men spend time with real women... while paying others to write software for them.

Programming isn't life...A hush falls over the crowd as Betazep injects sanity into the board...

Deckard
01-13-2002, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Betazep
Real men spend time with real women... while paying others to write software for them.

while ( !money )
{
WriteCode();

money += GetMoneyFrom( Real_men );
}
Programming isn't life...No, but programming is money, and money will just have to be my substitute for life until something better comes along :D

Pendragon
01-13-2002, 04:59 PM
Programming and all it's attributes are money and recreation.
Not just money... I wouldn't do it if I didn't enjoy it to a degree despite the frequent frustrations of code not doing what I told it to do.. but then most of us suffer from that from time to time.

Life is something that has minor links to programming depending on how you feel about writing computer code(or another person in the business for that matter...) ;)...
Life though having a link to programming does really hold it's own.


Real men spend time with real women... while paying others to write software for them.

I have to give it to Betazep.. that was well said!

:D

*Provided of course you have the money to pay others to write the code and you trust those others enough to get the code right... ;)

-Pendragon

Betazep
01-13-2002, 06:03 PM
>>>I believe it's in society.h. I checked reality.h, but all I could find were definitions for bills, famine, disease, and some function that simply returns the string "I just want to be friends".

I am having trouble stopping laughing... very funny.

>>>A hush falls over the crowd as Betazep injects sanity into the board...

We can't have that... somebody start talking nonsense again! And make it quick. Oh whew... thank God... Penny posted, the craziness is restored! :D LOL

Pendragon
01-15-2002, 12:45 PM
Oh whew... thank God... Penny posted, the craziness is restored! LOL

Well, I couldn't let the craziness die just because *Betazep* decided he was going out of character to be *sensible* for a while.

I'm nice like that!:D

Betazep
01-15-2002, 01:18 PM
>>>I'm nice like that!


Yeah... you are like the third nicest person I know.

Let's see it goes

number one nicest person would have to be me.
number two.... umm.... did I already say me?
number three... PENNY THE PENDRAGON!!!!!!
(this is an official list set forth by ISO 3908.68)

See how nice I am.... it is even an ISO standard

Pendragon
01-15-2002, 03:15 PM
I suppose I should be flattered... :p :D ;)


See how nice I am.... it is even an ISO standard

Sometimes I wonder about you...:p

Betazep
01-15-2002, 09:40 PM
>>>>>I suppose I should be flattered...

If you are... I will give you the number two position in the list. ;)


>>>Sometimes I wonder about you...

Yeah..... mee tooo. :)

gnu-ehacks
01-15-2002, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Betazep
Real men spend time with real women... while paying others to write software for them.

Programming isn't life...

LoL, totally got them there...Real men don't waste time arguing over geeky stuff like this.

doubleanti
01-15-2002, 11:31 PM
in that case, i'm not a real man anyway.

speaking of which. shouldn't emo_class.super_phun (); be our control function? i believe it's in "lyfe.h", but you all spell it "life.h", which gets you emo_class.unhappyosity ();