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SniperSAS
05-13-2006, 10:28 AM
I say Paris Hilton

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/tech/news/3857991.html



Wearing a green minidress and red platform pumps, Hilton made a brief appearance at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to promote Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam.

"Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamondquest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game," she said.


she couldn't even get the name of her goddamn game right despite the fact it is printed on the wall behind her, what an idiot

also this thread is not about console warzz it is about making fun of paris hilton

SlyMaelstrom
05-13-2006, 11:07 AM
This is my favorite of hers:

On advice given from her mother -
"Always stay the same that I've been since I was a little girl and not let it all go to my head."

Apparently... she doesn't listen to her mother.

SniperSAS
05-13-2006, 12:49 PM
i never understood why she is so famous, all she is the daughter of a rich guy. and thier are plenty of those

Dae
05-13-2006, 05:56 PM
i never understood why she is so famous, all she is the daughter of a rich guy. and thier are plenty of those

All becuase of this phrase: "There is no such thing as bad publicity." She's had so much bad publicity that she's now famous, and can continue to be famous without more bad publicity.

LOL, I can't believe she forgot the name of her own game. I can't believe it. Nope. Lies. No one is that dumb.

SniperSAS
05-13-2006, 09:13 PM
well in her defence she probably has nothing at all to do with it

SlyMaelstrom
05-13-2006, 09:24 PM
Bullcrap, she takes it all with open arms and begs for more. She pushes herself into a lifestyle that puts her in the spotlight. She had a show for christ's sake where she worked on a farm.

Cheeze-It
05-13-2006, 09:52 PM
And she's ugly. She has a man face.

Dissata
05-13-2006, 11:57 PM
And she's ugly. She has a man face.

seriously!

she is Uuuugly.

TheDan
05-14-2006, 11:31 AM
She's not ugly, she just has a face impediment!

Decrypt
05-14-2006, 12:33 PM
i never understood why she is so famous
two words: homemade porn.

No one knew who she was until then. Those were the days...

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 12:44 PM
i bet anyone in this thread calling her ugly would rail her if they got the chance

prog-bman
05-14-2006, 12:50 PM
Rail Her? I don't see people hitting her with a rail for being ugly. On a serious note, I would rather live without fear of my wang falling off after that.

Mad_guy
05-14-2006, 01:10 PM
Bag it and tag it, I always say.

Decrypt
05-14-2006, 01:30 PM
I would rather live without fear of my wang falling off after that.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen.

Happy birthday, btw. Not only conscious, but posting the day after your 21st. Nice.

Cheeze-It
05-14-2006, 01:59 PM
i bet anyone in this thread calling her ugly would rail her if they got the chance


No. And I had the chance. She was at the Sundance
Film Festival (for some reason) last January. I was
less 20 miles away. Had I wanted to...

yup.

She's uhg.

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 02:33 PM
okay so you were withing 20 miles of her and that automatically means she would let some nerd drill her? keep dreaming

twomers
05-14-2006, 02:46 PM
okay so you were withing 20 miles of her and that automatically means she would let some nerd drill her? keep dreaming

You never know. Carpe Diem and what not. Or Carpe Paris (Say: Parii), as the french say.

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 02:57 PM
You never know. Carpe Diem and what not. Or Carpe Paris (Say: Parii), as the french say.

it doesn't matter anyway

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9121/parishilton54ij.jpg

ethic is obviously gay, why else wouldn't he want to drill that?

twomers
05-14-2006, 03:02 PM
ethic is obviously gay, why else wouldn't he want to drill that?

Clearly you didn't read his earlier posts ....


And she's ugly. She has a man face.

and it was you who said:

[enter SniperSAS]
SniperSAS: "i bet anyone in this thread calling her ugly would rail her if they got the chance"
[exunt]
[end]

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 03:05 PM
Clearly you didn't read his earlier posts ....



and it was you who said:

[enter SniperSAS]
SniperSAS: "i bet anyone in this thread calling her ugly would rail her if they got the chance"
[exunt]
[end]

i don't see what this has to do with ethic being gay :(

twomers
05-14-2006, 03:10 PM
i don't see what this has to do with ethic being gay :(

I completely misinterpreted what it was you were saying. Sorry.

Ever see the south park episode with Paris Hilton?

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 03:11 PM
I completely misinterpreted what it was you were saying. Sorry.

Ever see the south park episode with Paris Hilton?

yeh :cool:

twomers
05-14-2006, 03:14 PM
yeh :cool:

;) :p and :confused: is all I have to say about it! I liked her dogs!

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 03:18 PM
is she still in Mr slaves ass?

twomers
05-14-2006, 03:22 PM
is she still in Mr slaves ass?

I think it is quite possible. Have you seen her come out? Has he gone for good?

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 03:36 PM
I think it is quite possible.

then that means... the person at E3 was an imposter!

we need to get to the bottom of this, i have all my men on it, i reccomend you do the same

**THREAD UPDATE: E3 PARIS HILTON ACTUALLY A COLUMBIAN REVOLUTIONARY**

Dae
05-14-2006, 05:53 PM
No. And I had the chance. She was at the Sundance
Film Festival (for some reason) last January. I was
less 20 miles away. Had I wanted to...

yup.

She's uhg.

That's not getting the chance, that could be just knowing you had no shot. Getting the chance would be having the woman in front of you asking. Who says no then? Maybe 25% of the people who said she's ugly.


two words: homemade porn.

No one knew who she was until then. Those were the days...

Erm, not entirely. She did explode after that, but she was still well known before then. Seen Zoolander?

I never looked out for her, but even before homemade porn I heard a fair amount about her on tv, news, school, whatever.

Cheeze-It
05-14-2006, 09:37 PM
it doesn't matter anyway

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9121/parishilton54ij.jpg

ethic is obviously gay, why else wouldn't he want to drill that?

*sigh*

because she looks like a man

Pay attention.



i have all my men on it


Besides, I'm not the one who has his own men. Who's
gay now, mofo?! :mad:



That's not getting the chance, that could be just knowing you had no shot. Getting the chance would be having the woman in front of you asking. Who says no then? Maybe 25% of the people who said she's ugly.


Even if I were to ignore the fact that she looks like my
cousin Dougie, I would still say no because I'm quite sure
that she has chlamydia.

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 09:37 PM
MAJOR UPDATE: CUBAN STRIKE TEAMS ASSAULT COLOMBIAN TRAINING CAMPS TRYING TO FIND THE ELUSIVE MAJOR MARIA "ESPIRITU DE MUERTE" CHAVEZ, LEADER OF THE SPEC OPS TEAM THAT INFILTRATED E3 WITH THE FAKE PARIS

CUBAN OFFICIALS FEAR THE COLOMBIAN GOVERNMENT IS HIDING HER DEEP IN THE VAST JUNGLES OF THE AMAZON, THEY REQUEST UN AID

eidt- another update!

ETHIC ATTEMPTS TO SCORE INTERNET COOL POINTS BY ACTING LIKE HIS STANDARDS ARE SO HIGH HE DIDN'T EVEN ........ A VERY FAMOUS, VERY HOT STARLETTE DESPITE THE FACT HE WAS TOTALLY WITHIN 20 MILES OF HER ONE TIME GUYS I AM SERIOUS

OnionKnight
05-14-2006, 09:47 PM
She is not hot. Even if you were to argue that she has good looks she has no charisma at all. There's absolutely nothing attractive about her, an empty shell. There's no way anyone could pop a boner looking at her.

Cheeze-It
05-14-2006, 09:52 PM
Now this is hottness:

http://www.gilmoregirls.de/galerie/?alexisbledel

Stay away. She loves me.

SniperSAS
05-14-2006, 09:52 PM
yeah you guys are right she became a sex symbol by accident

edit-



Stay away. She loves me.

you're creepy as hell man

Govtcheez
05-15-2006, 05:28 AM
Seen Zoolander?
Yeah, her 2 second part in that movie was totally the moment everyone knew "Paris had arrived".

Sniper, I'm not gay and I wouldn't screw her. Have you seen the sex tape? All she does in whine and complain in it.

I also think it's funny that a bunch of people calling for ethic's other thread to be closed are debating whether or not Paris Hilton's hot in this one. This is, of course, a totally appropriate place for a thread like this :cool: