View Full Version : Heaven is $25,000

04-23-2006, 07:58 PM

It's too bad bidding is closed, we could have pooled our money and bought eternal salvation! :mad:

Well, maybe next time guys.

04-23-2006, 08:11 PM
If you want to see Jesus and sell his information on eBay, just drop a tab* of acid.

*or 10

04-23-2006, 10:59 PM
If you want to see Jesus and sell his information on eBay, just drop a tab* of acid.

Wise words, you can spend your entire life trying to achieve peace and understanding in an afterlife which may or may not exist, or you can buy it for ten bucks a hit :)

04-24-2006, 03:27 AM
CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.

Damnit. I don't want cancer! :mad:

04-24-2006, 02:39 PM
Damnit. I don't want cancer! :mad:

That's too bad, swallowing even the tiniest skin cell will result in DNA being pumped directly into your BLOODSTREAM (rather then being broken down in the digestive system) where it will be distributed to your CELLS, frying all of your CIRCUITRY instantly

dogs and cats living together


04-25-2006, 10:44 AM
Damn it i was eating myself just now!!!

04-25-2006, 10:45 AM
You ruined my appetite...