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emeyer
04-06-2006, 11:09 PM
Hi all,

I was sent this recently and have been getting a good reaction from the people I have forwarded it to... so I thought I would share.

Enjoy...

Eddie



>>> How to Shower Like a Woman:
>> >
>> > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
>> > laundry hamper according to lights and darks
>> >
>> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>> >
>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any
>> > exposed areas.
>> >
>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
>> > make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,etc.
>> >
>> > Get in the shower.
>> >
>> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
>> > cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
>> > shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>> >
>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
>> > conditioner enhanced.
>> >
>> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
>> > for 10 minutes until red.
>> >
>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
>> > jaffa cake body wash.
>> >
>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
>> >
>> > Shave armpits and legs.
>> >
>> > Turn off shower.
>> >
>> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>> >
>> > Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>> >
>> > Get out of shower.
>> >
>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>> >
>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>> >
>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
>> > towel on head.
>> >
>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any
>> > exposed areas.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > How to Shower Like a Man:
>> >
>> >
>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
>> >the bed and leave them in a pile.
>> >
>> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
>> >
>> > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at
>> > her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>> >
>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>> >
>> > Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your
>> > butt.
>> >
>> > Get in the shower.
>> >
>> > Wash your face.
>> >
>> > Wash your armpits.
>> >
>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
>> > rinse them off.
>> >
>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
>> > shower.
>> >
>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and
>> > surrounding area.
>> >
>> > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
>> > stuck on the soap.
>> >
>> > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>> >
>> > Pee.
>> >
>> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
>> >
>> > Partially dry off.
>> >
>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
>> >was hanging out of tub the whole time.
>> >
>> > Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>> >
>> > Leave shower curtain open, the wet mat on floor,
>> > and leave the light and fan on.
>> >
>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>> >
>> > If you pass your wife, pull off towel, shake wiener
>> >at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
>> >
>> > Throw wet towel on bed.
>> >
>> > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
>> > at the truth behind this, there is something so
>> >very wrong with you.
>> >
>> > Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
>>

ElastoManiac
04-06-2006, 11:47 PM
Well it's all diffrent from person to person. For example i allways shave my balls.

VirtualAce
04-06-2006, 11:57 PM
Well it's all diffrent from person to person. For example i allways shave my balls


Some things are best left unsaid.

BMJ
04-07-2006, 12:50 AM
Well it's all diffrent from person to person. For example i allways shave my balls.Thanks for this.

ElastoManiac
04-07-2006, 02:23 AM
thanks for what???

cboard_member
04-07-2006, 02:46 AM
Why the hell would you shave your balls? Actually nevermind.
I do about 90% of those, except I haven't got anyone (female and attracted to me) to woo woo at :(

SlyMaelstrom
04-07-2006, 03:21 AM
except I haven't got anyone (female and attracted to me) to woo woo at :(

Bah... you don't need it. Just buy a trench coat, a paper bag, and move to the city.

kryptkat
04-07-2006, 08:31 AM
Elastomainiac quote


Well it's all diffrent from person to person. For example i allways shave my balls.


Do you ever cut yourself?

ElastoManiac
04-07-2006, 09:02 AM
Well no, and i shave 'em 'cause it gets hot down there. Hair grows soo quickly, even faster than this on head...

Dante Shamest
04-07-2006, 11:47 AM
Well no, and i shave 'em 'cause it gets hot down there. Hair grows soo quickly, even faster than this on head...

Sharing time is over.

gcn_zelda
04-07-2006, 07:45 PM
Why the hell would you shave your balls? Actually nevermind.
I do about 90% of those, except I haven't got anyone (female and attracted to me) to woo woo at :(

Oh, are all of your mates male?

cboard_member
04-08-2006, 01:34 AM
Oh, are all of your mates male?

Yes but I make a point of only showering in my house when none of my mates are upstairs - if they're here at all.