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CrazyNorman
02-26-2006, 02:26 PM
Start->Run cmd.exe

telnet www.tevlog.com 6525

It will completely change your life for the better

Also, it turns out atleast firefox supports it,
http://www.tevlog.com:6525

Rashakil Fol
02-26-2006, 04:08 PM
Q. Where do cows go on vacation?
A. Moo York!
More like, Moo Delhi.

JaWiB
02-26-2006, 04:34 PM
No, that's "where do cows go when they die?"

sean
02-26-2006, 04:39 PM
I feel like a cow in tall grass - I'm udderly tickled to read some of those...

jverkoey
02-26-2006, 04:49 PM
So very punny.

sean
02-26-2006, 04:51 PM
I guess we're just milking this premise all the way...

gcn_zelda
02-26-2006, 05:15 PM
Hey, you've gotta beef up the jokes all you can.

sean
02-26-2006, 05:59 PM
That's right. You've gotta steak your claim, as it were... I mean, if we didn't make the cow puns someone would just steer the thread in a different direction. (He shoots for the double, he scores!)

jverkoey
02-26-2006, 06:11 PM
Can we just moove on?

sean
02-26-2006, 06:16 PM
How dairy even suggest that...

gcn_zelda
02-26-2006, 07:18 PM
I have calf a mind to report this bullogna.

That was horrible.

CrazyNorman
02-26-2006, 08:29 PM
Glad to see you guys enjoy this

CrazyNorman
02-26-2006, 09:25 PM
OK, I've got a domain, and made it "pretty"
http://www.Awesome.Tk

sean
02-26-2006, 09:52 PM
Doesn't appear to be working yet. What a load of bull.

CrazyNorman
02-26-2006, 09:57 PM
How strange. It was working a few minutes ago.
.TK seems to take a few hours to stabilize a new URL

sean
02-26-2006, 10:02 PM
Don't get mad...

The Brain
02-26-2006, 10:23 PM
cow with 2 legs = lean beef.


cow with no legs = ground beef.




cow with 3 legs = one f$#%'d up cow.