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psychopath
10-12-2005, 02:09 PM
Who do you think would win in a fight?

-psychopath

Dante Shamest
10-12-2005, 02:11 PM
If Batman was played by George Clooney, Frodo Baggins would win. Otherwise anybody else can beat up Elijah Wood.

Edit:

Then again, Elijah Wood had some kick-ass moves in Sin City. Hmm...

kungtotte
10-12-2005, 02:11 PM
Batman has all the gadgets, but Frodo can make himself invisible. How can you compete with that?

Thantos
10-12-2005, 02:30 PM
The Ring Wraith version of Batman of course!

pianorain
10-12-2005, 02:30 PM
I had to read the subject twice and check the URL just to make sure this was actually posted to the cboard.
If Batman was played by George Clooney, Frodo Baggins would win. Otherwise anybody else can beat up Elijah Wood.Bah, no one asked about the actors. It's Batman vs. Frodo.
Batman has all the gadgets, but Frodo can make himself invisible. How can you compete with that?Bah, no one asked about gadgets (and yes, the One Ring counts as a gadget). It's Batman vs. Frodo.

Batman wins.
Proof: Frodo's a hobbit. Batman's a human. Hobbits don't exist. Batman wins. QED ;)

jmd15
10-12-2005, 07:50 PM
And Batman does exist? News to me.

Thantos
10-12-2005, 08:47 PM
Batman wins.
Proof: Frodo's a hobbit. Batman's a human. Hobbits don't exist. Batman wins. QED ;)

Bone of Hobbit-like species uncovered (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/10/11/hobbit.jaw.ap/index.html)

Jeremy G
10-12-2005, 09:44 PM
Batman has all the gadgets, but Frodo can make himself invisible. How can you compete with that?



Theres been dozens of scenarios where batman has beat the crap out of a villan while blinded.

cboard_member
10-12-2005, 11:58 PM
I say there's an equal chance. Batman has gadgets to do god-knows what, but Frodo has his hair so he can tickle opponents pink.

sand_man
10-13-2005, 01:16 AM
Frodo has more powerful friends than Batman does. Frodo has Gandalf who would totally burn Batman's ass with a fireball or something. What would Robin do?

(I never thought I would find myself answering to one of these threads :rolleyes:)

B0bDole
10-13-2005, 02:04 AM
>What would Robin do?

Burn his ass with something else

kungtotte
10-13-2005, 04:31 AM
Nice job! I was wondering how long it would take for someone to mention the homo-erotic business (Batman/Robin, Frodo/Sam), and you did it very subtly, b0b so kudos :)

If you take away all their gadgets (which I assume would include batmans cape and tight costume), what are you left with? A preppy rich boy who knows martial arts versus a travelled hobbit who has fought the evils of Lord Sauron.

My money is still on Frodo.

Govtcheez
10-13-2005, 06:28 AM
Batman killed Superman. Frodo would be nothing to him.

kungtotte
10-13-2005, 06:32 AM
Frodo killed _Sauron_.

Govtcheez
10-13-2005, 06:40 AM
No he didn't. If Gollum wouldn't have bit off his finger, Frodo would still be chillin in the volcano right now.

Besides Superman > Sauron.

Prelude
10-13-2005, 06:44 AM
Would someone get out a 20 sided die and end this thread already?

Govtcheez
10-13-2005, 07:05 AM
Would it make you happier if we used a character from Trigun or Cowboy Bebop or something? :p

kungtotte
10-13-2005, 07:10 AM
Superman flies around in physical form and punches bad guys, Sauron dominated large parts of the world when he was only an eye.

Now I don't know about you, but I'm more impressed by an eye that dominates the world than some guy in tights and pansy red booties. Fair enough, Superman is Superman but come on...

Govtcheez
10-13-2005, 07:42 AM
Yeah, but Sauron ever nail Lois Lane? No.

Game. Set. Match.

Thantos
10-13-2005, 07:48 AM
Would someone get out a 20 sided die and end this thread already?
Sorry the thread rolled a natural 20 (for real) and made its saving throw

Dante Shamest
10-13-2005, 09:08 AM
Would it make you happier if we used a character from Trigun or Cowboy Bebop or something?

Probably Keitaro from Love Hina :p Who is btw, invincible. Everybody beats him up and he's still standing.

Prelude
10-13-2005, 09:16 AM
>Would it make you happier if we used a character from Trigun or Cowboy Bebop or something?
Yes, it would, to be perfectly honest. :D

>Sorry the thread rolled a natural 20 (for real) and made its saving throw
Bah. I bet your dice are loaded. Wind factor! The table wasn't perfectly flat and smooth by at least 2 microns, so the roll is void. Take the average of 100 rolls with 100 different dice taken from people who hate you.

Thantos
10-13-2005, 09:28 AM
Bah. I bet your dice are loaded. Wind factor! The table wasn't perfectly flat and smooth by at least 2 microns, so the roll is void. Take the average of 100 rolls with 100 different dice taken from people who hate you.
Where do you think I got all my current die from? That and I'm not a big fan of the NdX system. I much prefer the V:TM style of using all 10 side die.

Prelude
10-13-2005, 09:30 AM
>I much prefer the V:TM style of using all 10 side die.
I just play Everquest and let the computer do that stuff for me. :D

kungtotte
10-13-2005, 09:40 AM
Yeah, but Sauron ever nail Lois Lane? No.

Game. Set. Match.

You win this one, damn you!

Thantos
10-13-2005, 09:45 AM
Gah don't mention EQ. I've been gone for over a year and a half and have recently suffered from the desire to play a Bard again. Now I wish I hadn't sold him :(