View Full Version : Retaliation towards witch king\microsoft

09-01-2001, 10:39 PM
In response to .NET microsofts biggest failure to come.

A list of future microsoft blunders,

add any I missed

1. Micro-soft-porn(with bill gates and steve jobs as the stars)
2. Microsoft space program
3. Microsoft Solaris
4. Microsoft XP, for 64 bit 20+ processor Mini to super computers

(We guarantee that atleast half of your simulations WONT crash)

5. United States of Microsoft
6. Microsoft Commonwealth
7. The Micro(as in the Euro)
8. Microsoft Church
9. The Martha Stewart and Microsoft clothing line for maternal women
10. Microsoft AOL
11. Microsoft Stock Market
12. Microsoft Ebay
13. Microsoft Routing technology
14. Microsoft 3d cards
15. The Microsoft Processor (if you think your computer is buggy now wait until you have XP + a Microsoft Processor)
16. The Microsoft Channel (probably already in the works *Seriously*)
17. Microsoft National Ziologists
18. Microsoft Facists
19. Micro- Monarchy
20. Microsoft pencils
21. Microsoft calculators (MI - 85 graphing calculator)
22. Microsoft army
23. Microsoft clocks

09-02-2001, 02:30 PM
24. Specal editon monopoly: Microsoft

09-12-2001, 02:15 PM
25:Microsoft BOB 2
--Because the first wasn't bad enough

26:Microsoft World
27:Microsoft Burger

10-01-2001, 08:06 PM
DOS: Gold Edition

Windows 1.1 (released as a prequel - the public eats it up)

Windows ME-3000

.COM framework (sister to .NET)

MS Personal Firewall (comes with XP, I think - scary!)

10-17-2001, 09:20 PM
M$BI or whats on your box

10-18-2001, 02:49 PM
28: Microsoft Crash Protector - Now there is an oxymoron.

Great fun!!! Install it and watch your computer explode. No more crashes. Just $399.95. Order your copy today!


10-18-2001, 07:01 PM
"MS Crash Protector" is a killer joke. :cool: LOL :D

Never heard this one before. Is it one of your own or did you borrow it from someone else?

10-19-2001, 04:54 AM
Never heard this one before. Is it one of your own or did you borrow it from someone else?

I am sure someone else has joked about the same thing before, but I didn't take it from anywhere. It just seemed appropriate for the topic. :D

Here's some more:
29: Microsoft condoms
- Never hit the market. Women kept getting pregnant in
the testing phase. Not enough protection.

30: Microsoft Home-Cooked Lunch & Dinner Buffet
- shut down by the Health Department because of all the