View Full Version : A job for life

07-21-2005, 06:04 AM
If you want a job for life, then it seems being a Microsoft lawyer is going to come pretty close!

Makes you wonder if they do anything but sue and be sued.

07-21-2005, 06:15 AM
Leads on to the old joke - after nuclear war there will only be two forms of life left: cockroaches & lawyers!

07-21-2005, 04:09 PM
What is the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?


There are skid marks in front of the snake.

07-22-2005, 03:18 AM
What do you call a thousand lawyers sat at the bottom of the sea?

A start!

07-22-2005, 06:08 AM
Whelp, here's my contribution...

What do you call a hundred lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand.

07-22-2005, 08:17 AM
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

07-22-2005, 09:33 AM
Bugger that I'd shoot the lawyer then myself.

07-22-2005, 09:37 AM
Yeah.... because that makes any sense whatsoever.

07-22-2005, 10:02 AM
Well i got an idea, get a wife thats a lawer for MicroSoft and you be a programmer for microsoft

07-22-2005, 02:58 PM
Yeah.... because that makes any sense whatsoever.

Actually it makes perfect sense to my obviously dry sense of humour :rolleyes:

07-22-2005, 03:02 PM
How do you kill a lawyer?


You slam the toilet lid on his head while he is getting a drink.