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Glirk Dient
07-03-2005, 08:36 PM
Dead tired of getting bad reception on his phone while he's roaming in the jungle!
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8397/asdasdasdasdasd5cq.jpg

Stolen from HL2.NET nominee for stupidest thread of the year.

sand_man
07-03-2005, 08:37 PM
........er i believed you

btw: the link doesn't work

Govtcheez
07-03-2005, 08:39 PM
I move for ban.

sean
07-03-2005, 08:53 PM
I'm afraid govt's correct, under Article XV.



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Glirk Dient
07-03-2005, 08:53 PM
Uhh...govt hax0r3d my account and posted it...ban him!!!

/me hides

Govtcheez
07-03-2005, 09:03 PM
You bastard. If I'm going down I'm taking you with me.

major_small
07-04-2005, 02:04 AM
Uhh...govt hax0r3d my account and posted it...ban him!!!

/me hides
nonsense. govt wouldn't betray us like that, now would you govt? just say the word and we start an initiative to ban :D

Sang-drax
07-05-2005, 06:44 AM
One DOES NOT create threads with titles like this.
Ban him.

maes
07-05-2005, 02:10 PM
[off-topic]
Sang-drax, cool avatar. I was never able to beat the guy myself, did you? If so, tell me how :D?
[/off-topic]

Sang-drax
07-06-2005, 08:53 AM
If you shoot an electric beam and pause and unpause the game many times with select just as the beam hits him he will take multiple hits.

I haven't beaten him without this exploit. :( It is so hard.

sean
07-06-2005, 06:26 PM
[off-topic]

An excellent idea! Anybody seen Batman begins yet? I thought the story was pretty good, but all the fight scenes are so stupid - you just get shots of someone flying against the wall, and you just assume he hit them.

Govtcheez
07-06-2005, 06:39 PM
Quit derailing, sean.

What game are you guys talking about?

jverkoey
07-06-2005, 07:17 PM
Anyone notice cboard's new ads? Text-based at last!

Sang-drax
07-07-2005, 03:24 AM
Mega Man (1, for NES).

The first boss after you beat the six robot masters is :eek:

maes
07-07-2005, 06:15 AM
If you shoot an electric beam and pause and unpause the game many times with select just as the beam hits him he will take multiple hits.

I haven't beaten him without this exploit. :( It is so hard.
tried that but still, wasn't able to beat him :(.

oh well, it remans on my todo list :D