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nickname_changed
06-27-2005, 04:32 AM
It's 8:30pm and I had planned to stay back at work until 8. But just before I was leaving I needed to go to the toilet. Unfortunately, the cleaner has been in there cleaning it for the last half hour and I don't like the idea of taking a dump in his nice clean bowl. So I'm sitting at my desk about to pop. Darn diet coke!

What do you do to get your mind off when you really need to go to the toilet but can't?

SMurf
06-27-2005, 05:15 AM
Flushing Meadows? All those toilets, all that gushing water... :p

Seriously, there's bushes outside. Return some nitrates to them.

nickname_changed
06-27-2005, 05:16 AM
8:00pm - was ready to leave office
8:01pm - needed toilet
8:02pm - found cleaner in toilet. decide to wait
9:09pm - cleaner finally leaves
9:10pm - ahhhh... all is good with the world
9:11pm - finally, home time.

Hey if my bladder had burst, could I sue?

ober
06-27-2005, 06:20 AM
Wow. Wouldn't it have been easier to either find a different toilet or just go home and use your own?

nickname_changed
06-27-2005, 06:38 AM
Well it would have. Thing is the only other toilets around are at the train station, and they're not somewhere I'd like to take my pants down in. Terrible (anyone who's been to Wynyard station in the Sydney CBD knows what I'm taking about). I could (and should) have held out for home, it's a one hour trip though, and at the time I didn't think he'd be so long.

B0bDole
06-27-2005, 07:10 PM
He was probably dropping a deuce himself

no-one
06-27-2005, 08:57 PM
your moaning about waiting an hour?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!