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The Brain
06-19-2005, 03:53 AM
What is the best way for programmers to get women

06-19-2005, 04:12 AM
With your l33t skillz0rz. :rolleyes:

There's a fantastic site about the Ladder Theory, interesting read. Basically it says you don't have to worry about it as you get older and more rich/powerful.


06-19-2005, 04:57 AM
Depends. Your use of the word "women", rather then woman implies there are several/many. Your use of the word "get" implies you need to input them from somewhere.

So how are they stored? In an array? Records in a file?

Really, you need to give us more information to be able to answer.


The Brain
06-19-2005, 05:02 AM
Should programmers have l33t skillz0rz below the waist in addition to having mad coder skills

06-19-2005, 05:54 AM
Should programmers have l33t skillz0rz below the waist in addition to having mad coder skills
Isn't there a rule somewhere that says no?

The Brain
06-19-2005, 06:06 AM
i think it's one of those invisible rules imposed by society

06-19-2005, 12:07 PM
Like every sane young coder with internet access, you join an online gaming community, select a really cool name, like deathdragon or killermurder or badazzskillz, and wait for women to come knocking at your door full of admiration and love and lust.

The sad thing about that sarcastic paragraph is that I met one woman on this very board and another in an online scifi browser game where I lead the alliance ( kinda guild/clan ). What does that say about me ?
( And better yet, what does it say about my guild leadership that said girl didn't even know I was the elected president before the "foreign minister" made a comment about the president getting all the women ? "You are president ? You should have told me !"... "uhm... you voted for me, remember ?" Don't you just love democracy ? )

And if you are depressed already, maybe a word of wisdom will help:
"I'd never go out with a girl that is loser enough to date me."

Not sure where that comes from. Movie quote perhaps.

The Brain
06-19-2005, 12:25 PM
I think ALICE is kinda hot

06-19-2005, 04:03 PM
Ask her out.

The Brain
06-20-2005, 05:18 AM
as with most women.. I seem to be getting mixed signals...

Human: Wanna go out sometime?
ALICE: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Human: Maybe a little dinner..
ALICE: Perhaps. Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Human: come back to my place..
ALICE: I'm not going anywhere.
Human: get a little bump and grind going..
ALICE: Where can I get one?