View Full Version : Inflatable doll stolen

04-28-2005, 05:41 PM

A man, armed with a knife, has stolen a life-size inflatable doll from a Moscow sex shop.

The man, in his 40s, burst into the shop and threatened a clerk before making off with the doll and some sexy lingerie.

The owner of the shop, located opposite Gorky Park, estimated the value of the stolen goods at $US387 ($500), RIA Novosti news agency said, quoting a police source.

A composite sketch was distributed to police and a search for the suspect was under way.

Are you worried they'll catch you Govtcheez? :p

04-28-2005, 05:49 PM
I've got no idea what you're talking about (http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Pictures/SA/img003.jpg)
(yes, that's me)

04-28-2005, 06:04 PM
that picture is classic GC....I always smile when I see you humping that statue :D

04-29-2005, 06:05 AM
:mad: SODOMIZER! That's the general! I demand you stand down!

04-29-2005, 06:08 AM
Like you never humped the general.

I wish we had taken a picture of the time we put a bra on him..

04-29-2005, 06:39 AM
Me and the general had a good relationship. He kept watch of the campus, and I didn't spray paint his ........ing eyes shut.

04-29-2005, 07:19 AM
Just out of interest, how much was that doll worth?

04-29-2005, 07:31 AM
I think we spent like $35 on it. It was a "joke doll" - it couldn't be used for sex stuff. Except, obviously, for sex with a concrete bulldog.

edit: That was probably 5 years ago, though, so I may be wrong.