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Darkness
03-28-2005, 05:29 PM
So Liek I Had This 2taly Aewsomely Eliet Jok3 About Bil Gaets And Ur Mom And Its So Funy Hahahahaha So Funy Taht I Had 2 Start A Complat3ly Nu Thr3ad About it Hahaha Omg Wtf

(thanks to jverkoey, the original perpetrator, for the 'text 12-year-old AOLer' translator)

sean
03-28-2005, 05:32 PM
Why do people all of a sudden feel the urge to perpetuate upwards of 3 Bill Gates related threads on GD at any given time?

Govtcheez
03-28-2005, 05:34 PM
Why do people all of a sudden feel the urge to perpetuate upwards of 3 Bill Gates related threads on GD at any given time?
As long as "any given time" is "right now and at no time in the past", you're right.

Also, this thread sucks more balls than Liberace and Paris Hilton at a ball sucking contest.

Darkness
03-28-2005, 05:35 PM
my questions exactly

>>Also, this thread sucks more balls than Liberace and Paris Hilton at a ball sucking contest.

well, umm, yeah

jverkoey
03-28-2005, 05:40 PM
(thanks to jverkoey, the original perpetrator, for the 'text 12-year-old AOLer' translator)

It's Shadow's fault, he showed me the link *points at him*

InvariantLoop
03-28-2005, 05:41 PM
Stop hating. Bill Gates has done what everyone else in his position would have done. I know i would have done the same. Capitalize while you have the upper hand and then buy out everyone else, whats wrong in this? Its called business and its called "the first-mover advantage"

Definition:
first-mover advantage
The edge that a company gains by entering a particular market before any competitors.

sean
03-28-2005, 05:43 PM
You're all a bunch of pinko commies. I refer you to my theory on political tastes seeping into the Operating System market:

Windows (Republican) - Traditional business values placing more emphasis on 'security' than user-rights.
Unix (Democrat) - The trendy "power-to-the-people" approach. Comes in a million flavors.
Mac (Green Party) - Some interesting ideas, but really, don't throw your vote away.

And then of course the mainframes are the founding fathers.

jverkoey
03-28-2005, 05:47 PM
It's not even just Gates jokes....it's just jokes in general popping up on GD like crazy! :eek:

Darkness
03-28-2005, 05:47 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I nearly pooped while I was running today.

jverkoey
03-28-2005, 05:48 PM
Nearly?

Anyone happen to stumble upon the thread from a few days ago that got deleted within 10 minutes of being up? About the soul-saving creme or whatever it was. :rolleyes:

scoobasean
03-28-2005, 05:49 PM
Stop hating. Bill Gates has done what everyone else in his position would have done. I know i would have done the same. Capitalize while you have the upper hand and then buy out everyone else, whats wrong in this? Its called business and its called "the first-mover advantage"

Definition:
first-mover advantage
The edge that a company gains by entering a particular market before any competitors.

Who said anything about hating Bill Gates? (in this thread)

Darkness
03-28-2005, 05:58 PM
Nearly?

Anyone happen to stumble upon the thread from a few days ago that got deleted within 10 minutes of being up? About the soul-saving creme or whatever it was. :rolleyes:

The musket was loaded and ready to go but this trained soldier was able to hold his fire.

this thread has more replies than the other two gates threads :)

gcn_zelda
03-28-2005, 06:06 PM
Personally, I think Bill Gates should quit the Microsoft thing and go into modelling.

BMJ
03-28-2005, 07:31 PM
My dad could beat up Bill Gates and your mom. :o :o :o

axon
03-28-2005, 08:34 PM
aw, BMJ you're turning 21 soon ;)

jverkoey
03-28-2005, 08:37 PM
aw, BMJ you're turning 21 soon ;)
What's that got to do with this thread?? I accuse you of THREAD HIJACKING!!! :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad:

gcn_zelda
03-28-2005, 09:17 PM
Burn the thread hijacker!

jverkoey
03-28-2005, 09:42 PM
*monty python voice*What makes you think he's a thread hijacker? hmm?

axon
03-28-2005, 09:44 PM
yey, I got some more negative rep from darkness - at least I'm assuming it's from him since he never leaves his name.

the dead tree
03-29-2005, 01:53 AM
Also, this thread sucks more balls than Liberace and Paris Hilton at a ball sucking contest.

My version of this joke was "put Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton in the same room and I still suck more" :|

Edit: My 100th post, way to do it :(

jverkoey
03-29-2005, 02:04 AM
Three women in one room, and you do the must sucking....wait a minute...

axon
03-29-2005, 02:24 AM
My version of this joke was "put Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton in the same room and I still suck more" :|



hey dead tree: asl?!?! :D :p :D

and for the entropy sink crowd :suck: oh yeah, you know which one it is :D



**where is the 1337 haxor aol translator when you need it !?11** ;)

jverkoey
03-29-2005, 02:26 AM
*shuts up*

*shifty eyes*

Hello Axon....we need to talk about your TPS reports, mmmmm yaaaah......

RoD
03-29-2005, 03:33 AM
anyone seen deliverence? Good movie.

Oh and girls who work at red lobster dont like sex, true story.

Govtcheez
03-29-2005, 07:23 AM
For Christ's sake, someone close this damn thread.

Darkness
03-29-2005, 07:29 AM
Hey axon:

Underneath your clothes I am naked.

RoD
03-29-2005, 07:49 AM
axon likes the one spot. No not there, over a little.....back some.....see his leg kicking, thats it right there.

Shadow
03-29-2005, 08:10 AM
Translator is old, but funny!!!!!1111three-hundred-seventy-two

> this thread sucks more balls than Liberace and Paris Hilton at a ball sucking contest.
Stinks more than a thousand used tampons in a pig slaughterhouse on a hot summer day.

Kudos to Darkness pooping comment. Gotta love it when someone tells you of producing anus eels.

The muslim thread was good too. I especially loved your hotline. That girl free by chance? :D

gcn_zelda
03-29-2005, 04:23 PM
For Christ's sake, someone close this damn thread.

Wish you were a mod right now?

PJYelton
03-29-2005, 05:08 PM
>>Hello Axon....we need to talk about your TPS reports, mmmmm yaaaah......<<

Swear to god, we do TPS reports at my work. My boss giggles every time he asks for one.

Darkness
03-29-2005, 05:34 PM
What exactly is a tps report?

joshdick
03-30-2005, 09:28 AM
http://bama.ua.edu/~hamri007/office_space/TPSreport.pdf

Darkness
03-30-2005, 10:43 AM
Oh okay. So what does it do?

PJYelton
03-30-2005, 10:45 AM
My gawd man, have you never seen Office Space? There are channels devoted to playing nothing but this 24 hours a day!

Sang-drax
03-30-2005, 11:37 AM
http://bama.ua.edu/~hamri007/office_space/TPSreport.pdf
:D :D
Office Space is a really good movie.

major_small
03-30-2005, 11:44 AM
Oh okay. So what does it do?
it makes you explain to management exactly what it is they're paying you for...