View Full Version : Things Not To Say To A Police Officer

03-27-2005, 02:38 PM
1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

4. Are You Andy or Barney?

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. I pay your salary!

8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

03-27-2005, 02:40 PM
12.) *flick him off* "Suck my first amendment!"

03-27-2005, 03:24 PM
hehehe pretty good 8/10

Brain Cell
03-27-2005, 03:52 PM
you forgot the classic one : "Whats wrong Ossifer? I swear to drunk im not god!"

and next time , post your source ;)

03-27-2005, 08:55 PM
nice ones..id give it 7/10

03-27-2005, 08:57 PM
I recall a classic line from Seinfeld:

"Do you know what the speed limit is?"

"Gotta be 55"

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"Ha ha - a lot faster than THAT!"

03-27-2005, 10:04 PM
"Is there any way we could settle this with sex officer?"

Jeremy G
03-27-2005, 11:06 PM
"Uh, you're not gonna check the trunk are you?"

"Hey, you look familiar! Arn't you the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand?"

03-27-2005, 11:19 PM
Most of them I don't find funny, too close to home I guess. Still my fav is:
"Theres no blood in my alchol officer"