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SMurf
01-22-2005, 09:59 AM
Hello,

I'm having a bit of trouble with my body. Last night we went out and drank at least 2 double shots too many. I managed to convince the police that we weren't as drunk as we looked and got home safely, went to bed.

Unfortunately my stomach was then full of partially digested (I think) alcohol and my bloodstream had absorbed all it could. Repeated calls to my kidneys failed, so I "segfaulted". :p

Luckily for me the kernel panic took the appropriate action and I managed to fall into the bathroom in time. That was nearly 12 hours ago (During the night). I've since "segfaulted" a couple more times, but I'm okay now. I've drunken a fair amount of water but it's difficult to get any particular nourishment in me when my stomach still convulses at strong smells. Also my balance hasn't fully returned to me.

Any ideas as to how I can get food to go in and stay in?
Sorry if this sounds gross, I'll never drink again... :D

kermit
01-22-2005, 10:11 AM
It won't hurt to stay away from the food til you are a little more stable. Keep at the water. Can you handle some kind of soup?

Govtcheez
01-22-2005, 10:16 AM
Water + ramen + bread

axon
01-22-2005, 10:25 AM
pickle juice or gatorade

Sang-drax
01-22-2005, 10:28 AM
Just wait it out. There is no cure.

Govtcheez
01-22-2005, 10:38 AM
pickle juice or gatorade
Gatorade also works pretty well, but pickle juice? I've heard that before but I can't imagine wanting to drink that, especially when just moving makes you want to die.

kermit
01-22-2005, 10:53 AM
Anybody have the experience of a nice hamburger from A&W making you feel better? That has worked for me before.

axon
01-22-2005, 11:12 AM
but pickle juice? I've heard that before but I can't imagine wanting to drink that, especially when just moving makes you want to die.


it works wonders bud...but it has to be the juice from pickles in brine. I almost never get an upset stomach after drinking, but if I do, picklejuice helps. Also, you can drink it right after loading up on alcohol before you go to sleep.

But I see what you're saying; if you don't like pickles to begin with, then it probably wont help much.

Govtcheez
01-22-2005, 12:32 PM
Anybody have the experience of a nice hamburger from A&W making you feel better? That has worked for me before.
Greasy food helps for some reason, too. Denny's has saved my life on numerous occasions. Maybe it's the same principle as the pickle juice; it's so disgusting-sounding that it comes back around the horn and is good for you again.

Thantos
01-22-2005, 12:38 PM
The first time I got completely drunk I could not even drink water the next morning. I had to suck on ice cubes till I was hydrated enough to move. Ah fun times.

Of course that was followed by the trip back to the base (can you say bright lights bright lights) and going through the gate and leaning away from the guard as I hand them my ID. Oh yeah and it was in the desert.

Govtcheez
01-22-2005, 01:05 PM
The first time I did I woke everyone up digging through the cooler looking for pop. I haven't had many bad hangovers lately, though (except when I drink on a weeknight... ugh)

SMurf
01-22-2005, 01:53 PM
Thanks for the advice guys. Tried a bit of bread earlier, but I was chewing it for like half an hour, guess I didn't have enough saliva to deal with it in a reasonable time. :rolleyes:

I went with the fast/greasy food option for dinner. Worked like a charm. Took a little while and I couldn't finish it, but the grease lubed up my stomach lining and made everything OK. Scary cholesterol intake, but hey, you only live once. ;)

B0bDole
01-22-2005, 02:46 PM
as long as I keep my BAC below 0.20 I'm fine the next morning.

bringing a breathalizer to parties is always a hit too.

Scribbler
01-22-2005, 03:54 PM
Pickle Juice is just an old gag to see who'd be stupid enough to drink the stuff.

The same gag is used on people who have to go give a UA.

Kleid-0
01-22-2005, 03:57 PM
pickle juice or gatorade Pickle juice is a man's beverage!

axon
01-22-2005, 04:31 PM
>>Pickle Juice is just an old gag to see who'd be stupid enough to drink the stuff.<<

first of all, don't call me stupid; second of all, try it, and then voice your opinion; thrid of all, STFU

Scribbler
01-22-2005, 05:49 PM
first of all, don't call me stupid; second of all, try it, and then voice your opinion; thrid of all, STFU

First of all, I've been in the Nightclub/Bar/Liqour business for over 25 years. After years of bartending, operating nightclubs, distributing liquor, I've sampled, served, experienced, and became educated in pretty much any liqour, alcoholic beverage, hangover remedy (of which absolutely none actually exist), and method of streamlining intoxication, than you could possibly imagine. So I am somewhat familiar with the topic at hand.

Second of all, if you took my use of the term 'stupid' personally, that's for you to work through yourself as that was not how it was directed.

Third of all, 'nuff said.

Govtcheez
01-22-2005, 06:15 PM
Guys please keep this civil. I'll probably be reading this thread tomorrow hungover, so I don't need the yelling.

Plus, I've already banned axon once this week, so don't make me do it again.

Thantos
01-22-2005, 06:22 PM
ohhh what for govt? and do it again :)

Govtcheez
01-22-2005, 06:26 PM
> ohhh what for govt?

He called me a mean name on AIM so I banned him for about a minute. I assume it was the worst minute of his life.

Thantos
01-22-2005, 06:35 PM
bah, should ban him for a month that trouble maker

Govtcheez
01-22-2005, 07:04 PM
unfortunately, as much as i'd like to ban axon forver and never hear from him again i'd rather watch baseketball and play xbox and get drunk than deal with the drama i'd create by banning him


:)

Thantos
01-22-2005, 07:12 PM
Tell em RoD did it

jverkoey
01-22-2005, 09:16 PM
*stares at govt and Thantos*

You realize he's right there don't you?

*points at axon*

:rolleyes:

Thantos
01-22-2005, 09:28 PM
I don't see him (realizes that he has Axon blocked on AIM and decides to keep it there)

B0bDole
01-22-2005, 09:54 PM
such hatred, cant we all just get along hippie style

Kleid-0
01-22-2005, 10:18 PM
I think we all need to go to my website:
http://lhs.servebeer.com

sean
01-22-2005, 10:46 PM
No one gets THAT drunk, Kleid-0.

jverkoey
01-22-2005, 11:18 PM
I think we all need to go to my website:
http://lhs.servebeer.com

You know, I'd have to say your site's gone through quite the improvement!

B0bDole
01-23-2005, 08:04 AM
>You know, I'd have to say your site's gone through quite the improvement!

the care bares look the same to me

novacain
01-23-2005, 11:30 AM
My hangover cure is a banana, coffee and codine milkshake.

Smooths out the rough edges nicely....


>>Greasy food helps for some reason,

its the Vitamin LARD

axon
01-23-2005, 12:10 PM
>>First of all, I've been in the Nightclub/Bar/Liqour business for over 25 years. After years of bartending, operating nightclubs, distributing liquor, I've sampled, served, experienced, and became educated in pretty much any liqour, alcoholic beverage, hangover remedy (of which absolutely none actually exist), and method of streamlining intoxication, than you could possibly imagine. So I am somewhat familiar with the topic at hand.<<

do I look like I care? In your 25 years of experiance, have you tried it? no. - so, once again, STFU.

>>Second of all, if you took my use of the term 'stupid' personally, that's for you to work through yourself as that was not how it was directed.<<

follow the logic of your sentence, and indeed, you did call me stupid - and I do take such things personally from members with <500 posts :p

>>Plus, I've already banned axon once this week, so don't make me do it again.<<
>>and some opther BS by GC<<

my response - USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>Thantos's's's BS<<

you know you love me biooootch.


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In other news, I went to see Carlos Mencia last night - he put on a 3 hour show...boy was it great!

Zach L.
01-23-2005, 01:30 PM
Axon, you sure that some of your pickle juice isn't slightly fermented?

Scribbler
01-23-2005, 02:52 PM
and I do take such things personally from members with <500 posts
Is this the measure in which you base competence? Total post count? So when I get over 2k posts I can rant and rave about really immature exploits with an air of hysteria and have it looked upon favorably and respected?

Okay, now I am calling you stupid.

Govtcheez
01-23-2005, 02:54 PM
You guys suck.