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12-14-2004, 12:55 PM
Just received this. Apparently, not only is my penis too small to please my wife, I have a great need for diecast ATV parts.
Searching order of polytechnic machine machining
Dear Sir:
CHONGQING BIG TECHNOLOGY & SCIENCE£¨GROUP£©CO.LTD is a large-scale professional mechanical & electrical industrial group, including
four sub-manufacturers, which is specialized in research, development, manufacture, assembly and sale. Our products have machines,
motorcycles, scooter, off-road,ATV, automobile spare parts, various general machines, generator, CNG filling station and so on.
With advanced quality and service, we have cooperated with many famous Multinational Corporation for a long time, our most products
have been exported to Europe, USA, America, Asia and Africa etc.
Furthermore, the parts we can manufacture as your requirement and design include the items as following:
1). Various models of gear, axletree.
2). Die-casting, mould, machining.
3).The production of various models of standard mechanical parts.
If you would like to seek for the advanced cooperater, Please don¡¯t hesitate to contact us.
We welcome your any order of polytechnic machine machining,

Best Regard

Looking forward to your reply soon!


Mr. Weilin Wang(Director Manager)
China Chongqing Big Science & Technology Development(Group) Co. Ltd

Contact person: Mr. Weilin Wang (Director Manager)
Address: 18F "ZhongXin Bank Mansion", Yanghe 3 Village, Jiangbei District, Chongqing, China
Telephone: +86-23-67635008 £»+86-23-67635035 EXT 605;604 (office)
Fax : +86-23-67635036;
E-mail : wlwang@cta.cq.cn

12-14-2004, 12:58 PM
someone should call him!

12-15-2004, 12:37 AM
Apparently, not only is my penis too small to please my wife, I have a great need for diecast ATV parts.

Maybe you have a need for certain mechanical parts, because your... uh... nevermind :rolleyes:

12-15-2004, 08:36 AM
well i dont know about you but i have been just dying for an offer like this to fall into my inbox, you get all the goof offers GC

the dead tree
12-15-2004, 08:41 AM
I used to get spams which came with messages like this:

If the patient be a freed man, he receives five shekels.

If a tavern-keeper (feminine) does not accept corn according to gross weight in payment of drink, but takes money, and the price of the drink is less than that of the corn, she shall be convicted and thrown into the water

If the woman die, his daughter shall be put to death.

If a man give his child to a nurse and the child die in her hands, but the nurse unbeknown to the father and mother nurse another child, then they shall convict her of having nursed another child without the knowledge of the father and mother and her breasts shall be cut off.

If the purchaser does not bring the merchant and the witnesses before whom he bought the article, but its owner bring witnesses who identify it, then the buyer is the thief and shall be put to death, and the owner receives the lost article.