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Salem
10-02-2004, 10:24 AM
There's a FAQ for everything it seems - though I figure if you're smart enough to find the answer, you're smart enough to not have to.

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=86816

Zach L.
10-02-2004, 11:13 AM
Damn... I just thought I needed longer cords. :p

gcn_zelda
10-02-2004, 12:38 PM
Warning - Product may contain peanuts.

Vicious
10-02-2004, 01:00 PM
Wait.. thats serious. At first I thought it was going to be a joke site or something. omg.

Life FAQ:

How to breath:

Open mouth and/or make sure nasal passages are clear.

Widen your chest creating a sucking force.

Once you have air in your lungs, be sure to immediatley let your chest back down, releasing the air.

repeat as needed.

Shadow
10-02-2004, 02:58 PM
And here I thought the GUI that is Windows is a tad too "spoon-feeding." I guess I was wrong.

Vicious
10-02-2004, 03:04 PM
That article makes me feel so smart. It makes you realize that while there are loads of people smarter than you are... there are even more that are stupid :)

Im going to read it again.

Salem
10-02-2004, 03:13 PM
You can just imagine the next conversation

User: OK, I unplugged everything, moved the machine to a new position, and now the cables won't reach.
Tech: Unplug the cables from the wall sockets, and reconnect them to the machine.
User: OK
<sounds of activity>
User: Now the cables won't reach the wall sockets!

Or how about
"I read your FAQ, but I have a G4"

vasanth
10-02-2004, 03:44 PM
Warning - Product may contain peanuts.

well actually tht warning is really usefull for some people since some are verry verry(belive me) allergic to paenut products... It can lead to death in some severe case.....




http://allergies.about.com/cs/peanuts/a/aa122898.htm


An accidental casual contact with peanuts, or even inhaling small amounts of peanut particles can cause a severe allergic reaction and even death for those who suffer from this condition.

gcn_zelda
10-02-2004, 03:51 PM
well actually tht warning is really usefull for some people since some are verry verry(belive me) allergic to paenut products... It can lead to death in some severe case.....




http://allergies.about.com/cs/peanuts/a/aa122898.htm

I know, but when there's a warning about peanuts on a bag of peanuts, isn't that going a bit far?

vasanth
10-02-2004, 04:03 PM
I think legally they are supposed to do that... Need to kill the lawmakers for that...

who knows some fella might sue teh company saying that he did not know that the bag od peanuts contained peanut products.. :D

-KEN-
10-02-2004, 04:19 PM
http://search.info.apple.com/?q=how+do+I+wipe+my+own+ass%3F&search=Go&lr=lang_&search=Go :( You lied to me, Salem.

Vicious
10-02-2004, 05:41 PM
ROFL Ken.

I'll answer your question.

Answer: Very carefully.

Shadow
10-02-2004, 05:43 PM
When the TP_return_white?() = TRUE, you may then terminate asswipe().

Yoshi
10-03-2004, 03:13 AM
also break when TP_return_red() = TRUE.

and to Salem's thread: ... dumb people will ask that question, and there are a lot more dumb people in this world than you think.

adrianxw
10-03-2004, 03:21 AM
It is worse than you thought Ken, if you run that search it says not found, but also says "Did you mean: How do I wipe my own as", so in the line of research, I said yes that was what I meant, and that too fails!

exluddite
10-03-2004, 12:21 PM
"It seemed to me," said Wonko the Sane, "that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilzation in which I could live and stay sane."

-KEN-
10-03-2004, 03:44 PM
"It seemed to me," said Wonko the Sane, "that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilzation in which I could live and stay sane."

I firmly believe that anything that has needed to be said has already been said by Douglas Adams

>> It is worse than you thought Ken, if you run that search it says not found, but also says "Did you mean: How do I wipe my own as", so in the line of research, I said yes that was what I meant, and that too fails!<<

What IS the world coming to? :(

itld
10-03-2004, 03:49 PM
Howdy,
:rolleyes: Now you have my curiosity up. How, indeed do I wipe my own a$$. :rolleyes:

M.R.

-KEN-
10-03-2004, 04:19 PM
Howdy,
:rolleyes: Now you have my curiosity up. How, indeed do I wipe my own a$$. :rolleyes:

M.R.

Vote for Democrats so they can do it for you. NANNY STATE NANNY STATE NANNY STATE!

Govtcheez
10-03-2004, 04:35 PM
But then the program'll fail at Yoshi's line :(

unanimous
10-03-2004, 05:17 PM
So Salem, how'd you find out that existed, it seems someone couldn't figure out how to move his computer. :)