View Full Version : Begging on wall street

10-01-2004, 11:29 AM
felt this was a good one

There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.

The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day.

The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on NASDAQ.

The following day, the third beggar wrote "e-Beg" on his cup. Microsoft, IBM, and HP sent corporate vice-presidents to talk to him about strategic alliances and offered him free hardware consultancy.

In addition, it was reported on CNBC that e-Beg uses 95% Oracle technology and that I2 announced the launch of BegTradeMatrix; a b2b industry portal offering supply chain integration in the beggar community.

10-01-2004, 05:15 PM
where's the punch-line?

10-01-2004, 06:20 PM
not bad, it didnt make me laugh yet it was still entertaining in some twisted way... 5/10

10-01-2004, 07:37 PM


It has a sort of undefined hilarity.

10-01-2004, 07:48 PM
i thought it was hilarious,
could of been better without the whole
first part though :)
just kidding i thought it was great.

Zach L.
10-01-2004, 08:24 PM
Yeah, it still seemed like it was building up to something when it ended. It was funny, though.

10-01-2004, 11:18 PM
I dont get it im slow 1/10 for the joke or 1/10 for my incompetency

10-01-2004, 11:30 PM
>>1/10 for my incompetency
Actually, I'd say you're 11/10 for incompetency.

10-02-2004, 06:10 AM
thats about as funny as monday mornings

10-02-2004, 08:36 AM
Something about the other two suing for monoplies would've been good at the end.

10-03-2004, 07:33 PM
not bad, it didnt make me laugh yet it was still entertaining in some twisted way... 5/10

i concur

10-04-2004, 04:50 PM
hahahahaha... good stuff