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webmaster
06-13-2004, 11:59 AM
Hi, I am desperately looking for a language I can learn for my problem set tomorrow -- I have heard that Basic OWNS C++, but I also heard that Java OWNS Basic and that JavaScript is even better because you don't have to run the Java VM!!!

Is this true?!!

ALSO, is it OK if someone can email me at webmaster@cprogramming.com to do my problem set for me?! I can offer $$$!!! :) :) :)

Thanks a bunch in advance!

~~~~~ WEBMASTER ~~~~~~~

RoD
06-13-2004, 12:00 PM
what the hell is wrong with alex

gcn_zelda
06-13-2004, 12:18 PM
Haha.

I can see the headlines:

"Psychotic webmaster destroys entire community"


BasiCProgramming.com, the replacement for CProgramming.com.

RoD
06-13-2004, 12:28 PM
mike forgot to give him hes meds again

Thantos
06-13-2004, 12:32 PM
Ancient Greek will solve all your problems :)

gcn_zelda
06-13-2004, 12:47 PM
Whatever.

whackaxe
06-13-2004, 12:59 PM
you're username is webmaster, and yu don't know what javascript is (and in what it is differn't to java). shame on you. learn assembly

gcn_zelda
06-13-2004, 01:03 PM
Uh...

Not only his name is webmaster, but so is his position :P


He knows what JS is.

He knows what Java is.


He sees you when you're sleeping.

He knows when you're awake.

Yeah, punk. He's Santa Claus.

golfinguy4
06-13-2004, 01:39 PM
Real programmers use binary. Wow, you're such a 1053r.

gcn_zelda
06-13-2004, 01:41 PM
Hmmm... I s'ppose that's why you don't use binary, eh? :P

Just kidding.


Santa.

Prelude
06-13-2004, 01:47 PM
Hi, I am desperately looking for a language I can learn for my problem set tomorrow -- I have heard that Basic OWNS C++, but I also heard that Java OWNS Basic and that JavaScript is even better because you don't have to run the Java VM!!!

Is this true?!!

ALSO, is it OK if someone can email me at webmaster@cprogramming.com to do my problem set for me?! I can offer $$$!!! :) :) :)

Thanks a bunch in advance!

~~~~~ WEBMASTER ~~~~~~~
Nice one. ;)

Xterria
06-13-2004, 01:50 PM
i always thought of the webmaster being some totally serious robot-like person...
glad to see he's human too ;)

Prelude
06-13-2004, 01:52 PM
>i always thought of the webmaster being some totally serious robot-like person...
We thought Salem was a Bot until he cracked a joke once.

gcn_zelda
06-13-2004, 02:09 PM
Dang it. I can't add to your reputation.

You all suck :P

RoD
06-13-2004, 02:22 PM
you're username is webmaster, and yu don't know what javascript is (and in what it is differn't to java). shame on you. learn assembly

Go away, newbie. Alex owns you and your family.

whackaxe
06-13-2004, 03:10 PM
Go away, newbie. Alex owns you and your family.

on what grounds?

EDIT: after re-reading the whole thread, i am left with one queston :wtf is going on? i must have missed an episode

Prelude
06-13-2004, 03:25 PM
>i must have missed an episode
Like this (http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showthread.php?t=53891) one?

whackaxe
06-13-2004, 03:38 PM
ah yes, quite.

damn vBulletin, markings posts as read :p

ZakkWylde969
06-13-2004, 04:07 PM
Uhh. Webmaster, can I please have my stash of reefer back please? I paid good money for that.

DavidP
06-13-2004, 04:11 PM
lol, webmaster/alex. that was great.

webmaster.reputation++;

vNvNation
06-13-2004, 06:07 PM
I suggest you learn German.

VirtualAce
06-13-2004, 06:43 PM
LOL Webmaster!!!

:D :D

Nice....very nice.

Jeremy G
06-13-2004, 07:46 PM
My brain exploded when I read this thread.

gcn_zelda
06-13-2004, 08:13 PM
webmaster, you are my Santa Claus.

nvoigt
06-13-2004, 11:00 PM
You should try either Visual ASM or the tool for real coders: copy. It already comes preinstalled with every Windows machine. Just open up a command prompt and type "copy con myfirst.exe". This tool r0xx0rs so hard that you probably need a new set of boxes once you are done coding, but it's worth it. The unique experience of fingering with code first hand without the obnoxious naming layer of ASM which tends to give every command some three letter acronym is great. Noone needs these names, real coders can transfer their thoughts directly. :D



I suggest you learn German.


Learn latin, makes better pickup lines once you meet a roman :rolleyes:

Shadow
06-13-2004, 11:15 PM
>i always thought of the webmaster being some totally serious robot-like person...
We thought Salem was a Bot until he cracked a joke once.Haha. :D

swoopy
06-14-2004, 05:30 PM
Echo Shadow's thoughts! Prelude you're too funny! :D

gcn_zelda
06-14-2004, 05:41 PM
Echo Shadow's thoughts! Prelude you're too funny! :D
Amen.

It sucks, though. I can't add to her reputation :P


Not that it would do much, with my low reputation :P