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DavidP
05-08-2004, 11:47 PM
www.jobpredictor.com

it's hilarious

(I typed in several screennames of users on this board, but I wont post them. I will let them post their own :D )

My own is the following:

DavidP, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.

Xterria
05-08-2004, 11:48 PM
Xterria, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

and dont you guys forget it

loopy
05-08-2004, 11:56 PM
loopy, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker


I don't like the sound of that!

loopy
05-08-2004, 11:59 PM
and dont you guys forget it

Duly noted!!! :cool:

Xterria
05-09-2004, 12:05 AM
i hope govtcheez doesn't see this thread :/

DavidP
05-09-2004, 12:06 AM
hahahaha i loved govtcheez's :D


I will throw these out just for kicks.

Snoop Dogg, your ideal job is the job you have now.
President Bush, your ideal job is a gigolo.
Saddam Hussein, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
France, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
Bill Gates, Your ideal job is Shoplifting.

Salem
05-09-2004, 01:39 AM
Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
Damn, it's good

Salem, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.
Better start work on that foo thing

laserlight
05-09-2004, 02:30 AM
Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world


ideal ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-dl, -dl)
adj.
4.
a. Existing only in the mind; imaginary.
b. Lacking practicality or the possibility of realization.

I wont forget it, dont worry.

Fordy
05-09-2004, 02:54 AM
Fordy, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

vasanth
05-09-2004, 02:59 AM
vasanth, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer...
Anybody joing me for the safari...

Dante Shamest
05-09-2004, 07:43 AM
Dante Shamest, Your ideal job is a Astrologer.

And my first prediction for this decade is that Bush will lose the next election! :D

Shadow12345
05-09-2004, 07:56 AM
Silvercord, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.
poop, Your ideal job is a ? who are you kidding, you work?
Osama Bin Laden, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Michael Jackson, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
shadow, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.

wahoo!

kermi3
05-09-2004, 08:20 AM
kermi3, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
John Ashcroft, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher.
Pope John-Paul II, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.

...Anybody got a pointy hat?






webmaster, Your ideal job is a God.

adrianxw
05-09-2004, 08:21 AM
>>> adrianxw, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world

Lot of global emporers around, presumably, we all exist in different namespaces.

Putting in my wifes name she should be a "Church Minister", really weird, putting my full name in, "Your ideal job is a Nun."

My mothers name gave "Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian", I guess they couldn't spell Drama Queen.

gcn_zelda
05-09-2004, 09:16 AM
Stephen Cope, Your ideal job is a Movie star.
gcn_zelda, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

I'm gonna be rich!

Clyde
05-09-2004, 09:20 AM
Apparently my ideal job is God. There's irony for you.

UnregdRegd
05-09-2004, 10:28 AM
"UnregdRegd, Your ideal job is a God."

"Smirky Smith Smiggelstein, Your ideal job is a Porn Star."

"Boy DZorda, Your ideal job is a Prostitute."

"Superman, Your ideal job is a God."

"Jesus Christ, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp."

"Sister of Serenity, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats."

"Joe Schmoe, Your ideal job is a President."

bludstayne
05-09-2004, 05:46 PM
Josh Taylor, Your ideal job is a Pirate. I love the internet :p

Zach L.
05-09-2004, 06:07 PM
Zach L, Your ideal job is a Mermaid.
Umm... Yeah...

At least it got Govtcheez right! :p

FillYourBrain
05-09-2004, 06:08 PM
FillYourBrain, Your ideal job is a Stripper

YES!!!! I knew I was good for something!

-KEN-
05-09-2004, 06:35 PM
Apparently my ideal job is God. There's irony for you.

It's always sad to see people who don't believe in themselves :(

edit: I'm a Street Sweeper.

unanimous
05-09-2004, 07:42 PM
unanimous, Your ideal job is a Superhero.
Why couldn't I get a cool job like the rest of you. :(


Sean, Your ideal job is a .
Ummm.....0wned?


Sean Usher, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.
Now thats my kind of job!!

Shadow, I've seen Silvercord's picture and yes, he could be a supermodel. In fact, he was wearing a nice dress in the picture, maybe he would be nice enough to post a similar one. *crosses fingers* :)

nvoigt
05-10-2004, 05:37 AM
nvoigt, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

uh... oh...

laserlight
05-10-2004, 07:14 AM
nvoigt, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.
a.k.a. system administrator?

laserlight, Your ideal job is a Dentist.
Reminder: please take breath mints before coming to see me, and remember to brush your teeth.

nvoigt
05-10-2004, 09:01 AM
a.k.a. system administrator?


Maybe like get married, get divorced, keep the house... who knows lol...

whackaxe
05-10-2004, 11:54 AM
Porn star.

all my friends already think so. oh dear...

Magos
05-10-2004, 12:34 PM
Magos, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.

Oh boy. Does anyone have a Holy Handgrenade? :)

KneeGrow
05-10-2004, 07:25 PM
Job Predictor, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

How hypocritical lmao

xion
05-10-2004, 07:27 PM
xion, Your ideal job is a who are you kidding, you work?.

RoD
05-10-2004, 08:41 PM
rod, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman

govtcheez BWAHAHAHAAAAA

loopy
05-10-2004, 09:18 PM
a.k.a. system administrator?

laserlight, Your ideal job is a Dentist.
Reminder: please take breath mints before coming to see me, and remember to brush your teeth.

I DO need a laser cleaning. ;)

major_small
05-11-2004, 10:45 PM
Major_Small, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.

John, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

John Shao, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack.

[girlfriends name], Your ideal job is a Unemployed.

major_small
05-13-2004, 11:14 AM
this is evil but I got a big laugh out of it:

Nicholas Berg, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

Lurker
05-13-2004, 04:17 PM
Let's hope he didn't want to go there just because of that!

RoD
05-13-2004, 08:23 PM
paris hilton, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

:D :D

Shadow
05-13-2004, 08:55 PM
> Shadow, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
> [Real Name], Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.