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RoD
05-01-2004, 10:29 AM
Turn 18 in 6weeks, there is a god!

Govtcheez
05-01-2004, 10:31 AM
You mean the Skeletor twins?

woohoo

The Olsen twins are soooooo played out. The new hotness is Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan. Like, get a clue.

Speedy5
05-01-2004, 10:35 AM
Yea Duff and Lohan are really hot. Mary Kate is hotter than Ashley but their too artificial. If you've ever esen any of their movies, they can't act. Especially the "survivor" olsen movie, holy crap that sucked.

RoD
05-01-2004, 10:46 AM
Yea hilary is to drool for, but its gonna be a while before they turn 18. Lohan....mmm, i need a new gf.

axon
05-01-2004, 10:56 AM
am I the only one to find this thread pathetic? I can't be....please....anyone?

FillYourBrain
05-01-2004, 12:12 PM
It is disturbing. I think because I still see them as 5 year olds. I guess I'm getting old. now where did I put my dentures....

axon
05-01-2004, 12:19 PM
they are soaking in the jar right by the brain.... :D

Lurker
05-01-2004, 12:24 PM
am I the only one to find this thread pathetic? I can't be....please....anyone?

Yes, you are. I find it far worse than merely pathetic.

whackaxe
05-01-2004, 12:30 PM
they may become legal in 6 weeks, but they'll be accesible to you in about....... 300 years (and as many shopping trips). girl friends are becoming overated. :p

Salem
05-01-2004, 01:02 PM
> Turn 18 in 6weeks, there is a god!
Because last week, it was 7 weeks to go, and there was no god?

There's this marvellous invention, quite old now actually, which allows you to predict events much further into the future than 6 weeks.
It's called a "calendar"

I know, why don't you create a web site with a count-down timer, like some lame Y2K thing from a few years back, so we can all revel in your obsession in real time?

whackaxe
05-01-2004, 02:23 PM
http://www.jaboobie.com/olsen.html

for you Salem

RoD
05-01-2004, 02:27 PM
http://www.jaboobie.com/olsen.html

for you Salem

GAH! Beaten!!

Govtcheez
05-01-2004, 02:57 PM
Damn I love me girls I can play xylophone on

RoD
05-01-2004, 03:04 PM
ew thats not a complimenting pic......

RoD
05-01-2004, 03:04 PM
hmm, seems we've done this before

http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showthread.php?t=43708&highlight=hilary+duff

Govtcheez
05-01-2004, 03:07 PM
And you started the thread then, too. Maybe you should keep your obsession for underage girls to yourself

UnregdRegd
05-01-2004, 03:15 PM
Am I the only one who rather fantasize about women he can actually possibly (maybe in his dreams) attract? I mean women at your school, workplace, etc., not some spoiled, artificial celebrity with an eating disorder.

Then I actually talk to these "real" women and find they're cunning, manipulative, obsessive creatures. Or maybe I'm attracted to the wrong kind of woman. :p

DavidP
05-01-2004, 03:26 PM
underage? ha, only 1 year younger than me! i have a better chance with the Olsen twins then all of you!!!

anyways....

isnt Hillary Duff 16?

and who is that other girl, Lohan. I am sure I have probably seen her before, but the name doesnt have a face associated with it in my mind....i guess i will go google it right after i finish this reply....

and you would think twins would be able to act after about 18 years of acting...

RoD
05-01-2004, 03:51 PM
gotta love mtv, the third one aint so flattering for miss lohan

axon
05-02-2004, 09:37 AM
>>miss lohan

man those pics are poor quality...is that the chick that was on SNL last night? I saw a part of it when they did a mature version of harry potter :D

adrianxw
05-02-2004, 10:34 AM
>>> Turn 18 in 6weeks, there is a god!

I was thinking about this thread. Apart from the fact that they will be able to vote in the election, I can't actually see what practical difference their turning 18 makes.

I had never heard of them actually, but that is a different issue.

Lurker
05-02-2004, 10:47 AM
>>> Turn 18 in 6weeks, there is a god!

I was thinking about this thread. Apart from the fact that they will be able to vote in the election, I can't actually see what practical difference their turning 18 makes.

I had never heard of them actually, but that is a different issue.

Most people wouldn't care, but there is more than voting that becomes legal at 18.

nvoigt
05-02-2004, 10:50 AM
I was thinking about this thread. Apart from the fact that they will be able to vote in the election, I can't actually see what practical difference their turning 18 makes.

I had never heard of them actually, but that is a different issue.

If they lived in europe they could probably have a nice drink at their party (legally)... uh oh... *duck* *dodge* *run*

Never heard of them as well, but the pics look cute. Maybe some Cheeseburgers would do great things for them. I'd say add ten years of age and ten months of non-diet non-fat-free non-light food and I'd have the chance to have no chance anyway. :rolleyes:

Speedy5
05-02-2004, 11:41 AM
They're only the richest kids in the world, seriously. They're billionaires and they've been actors all their lives (bad ones though). They're overrated.

At 18... haha... lets just say you'll be seeing more of them.

bludstayne
05-02-2004, 11:42 AM
Why are people so caught up in so-called "stars"? People buy pictures of them, read about their lives, etc. It is the stupidest thing ever. You are sitting there drooling, and worshipping some person you have never met before in your entire life. Another thing is, a lot of those people do all kinds of crap to make their body look "better", so you aren't actually seeing them, you are seeing a false image they put out to get people to like them and become more popular.

Speedy5
05-02-2004, 11:43 AM
Lindsay Lohan @ llrocks.com (http://www.llrocks.com)

Official site, a few kids at school (ok a lot) are obsessed with her. Including a girl which almost looks exactly the same.

whackaxe
05-02-2004, 11:52 AM
the fact they are turning 18 measn that drooling, balding, 50yr old lowlifes will be able to masturbate over them and not be labled child abusers. why else would there be a god? cos they can vote? yay =| and don't accuse me of being one of the above, i'm not the one who started this thread

adrianxw
05-02-2004, 12:10 PM
>>> not be labled child abusers

You have to be 18 to have sex in the US?

Xterria
05-02-2004, 12:18 PM
there's two agegroups, 18 and under and do it with eachother, but can't do it with people over 18

Thantos
05-02-2004, 12:33 PM
Actually it's more complicated then that Xterria. There is an age of consent when it comes to agreeing to sexual intercourse. This age is set by the state, most use 18, some use 16, and one I think has or did have it set to 14. People above this age are not allowed to have sex with people below as it constitutes statutory rape since they are not able to give legal consent. Even then its generally the parents who have to push for it since most District Attorneys won’t go actively pursue the matter if the people involved are only a couple years apart (though they might get nailed for other offenses such as lewd acts with a minor, endangering a minor, etc). IIRC there is also a lower bound age wherein it becomes more then just statutory rape and moves into the molestation and what not.

As for the twins, I still remember them as babies on Full House. They aren’t all that good looking and the previews for the movies look horrible.

Govtcheez
05-02-2004, 04:36 PM
They're only the richest kids in the world, seriously. They're billionaires and they've been actors all their lives (bad ones though). They're overrated.

At 18... haha... lets just say you'll be seeing more of them.
They're actually worth about $150 million apiece.

RoD
05-02-2004, 06:20 PM
thantos is well educated on underage girls.


llrocks.com

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOL

no-one
05-03-2004, 11:53 AM
um... they can legally smoke you dumbasses... and see um nasty movies... and um... and um... who cares their UNattractive... and they have no talent...

hense-forth you need a foxy over 18 french girl who can DANCE and has some singing talent...

name and or link intentionally left out: HAW HAW HAW!!!!

Govtcheez
05-03-2004, 12:09 PM
> they can legally smoke you dumbasses...

No they can't. They're not 18

> name and or link intentionally left out: HAW HAW HAW!!!!

Alizee? omg so underground.

RoD
05-03-2004, 02:22 PM
You can smoke at 16 if your parents say its ok

Thantos
05-03-2004, 03:04 PM
Um NO!

no-one
05-03-2004, 03:18 PM
>> they can legally smoke you dumbasses...

>No they can't. They're not 18

yeah... my intent was they would be able to asshat

>Alizee? omg so underground.

SSSHHHHHHHH!!!! SH HSHSHSSHSH!!! dont give out her name here... we don't need anymore freakin fanboys!!!!

specially not olson twin defectors!!!

a talented hottie might break their fragile minds!!!.. turn them into chickens...

RoD
05-03-2004, 03:22 PM
http://celebz.h1.ru/names/a/alizee/index_eng.shtml

YUMMMMMMMM

no-one
05-03-2004, 03:24 PM
dude just wait till you see video...

Govtcheez
05-03-2004, 03:30 PM
It sure was nice before you came back, no-one. Leave and take RoD with you.

no-one
05-03-2004, 03:32 PM
we could never leave without you!! govt... least not till your one of us.

actually i bet it was quiet... no caps... no stupidity... no me... how sweet.

RoD
05-03-2004, 03:32 PM
is there an online link of the vid? i just found her thru google never seen her before

RoD
05-03-2004, 03:32 PM
Yea, the alien chicken movement beckons you!!!

no-one
05-03-2004, 03:35 PM
dude theirs 10+ gigs of videos... heres a big fanpage...

http://www.alizee-fanpage.com/page.php?language=en

Govtcheez
05-03-2004, 03:36 PM
I'm closing this thread because you guys are idiots.