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Prelude
04-12-2004, 04:56 PM
Here it is people, the Cprog drinking game! If you're underage, please use the most unhealthy soda pop you can find. Here are the rules:

1) When a post meets any of the criteria below, take 1 drink.
2) When a newbie doesn't read the rules, take 1 drink.
3) When quzah flames a stupid person, take 2 drinks.
4) When a stupid person gets insulted by the flame and tries to flame back, take 1 drink.

Goal: The first person to connect the dots and get bingo while pinning a tail on the donkey wins.

(Note on the goal: There really is no goal, if you actually win then you're very very drunk).

Selected Topics:


- Anything involving clearing the screen.
- A post with void main or fflush ( stdin ) in the code.
- Repeatedly.
- In multiple posts.
- Despite being corrected.
- Any question that could be answered by spending 5 seconds on google.
- An overly elaborate explanation meant to flaunt useless knowledge of trivia.
- Any post that uses assembler in the example code.
- And it has a bug.
- Any post on God or religion.
- "How long have you been programming?" threads.
- A post trying to compare C and C++.
- An obvious newbie trying to look smart.
- Someone falls for it.
- A post where the poster claims to be a noob, n00b, newbie, or the like to avoid being embarrassed.
- A post that asks how to compare C-style strings.
- A post where nobody knows what it means (vague, ambiguous or overly complex).
- Inane or worthless one line replies to a programming question.
- A question asking how to create a dynamic two dimensional array.
- An obviously incorrect answer to a question.
- An incorrect correction to an obviously incorrect answer to a question.
- A mod closes a thread.
- A mod deletes a thread.
- A mod gets ........ed and flames somebody.
- A new member tries to get someone to do their homework.
- By pretending to be a teacher.
- By pretending to hold a contest.
- By blatantly asking. (Take an extra drink and toast to their stupidity)
- A post containing annoying abbreviations (u == you, r == are, etc..) or leet speak used seriously.
- A post using feof ( stream ) or stream.eof() as the loop condition.

Feel free to come up with more and if they're good I'll add them to the list. :)

Lurker
04-12-2004, 05:01 PM
I'm already drunk :eek: .

Edit: add these:


Someone pretends to know a language by using a translator and decimates the grammar.
Silvercord acts like an a-hole.
Prelude mystifies us with her never-ending pool of knowledge.

Thantos
04-12-2004, 05:03 PM
3) When quzah flames a stupid person, take 2 drinks
I don't think there is enough alchol in the world to cover that.

Thantos
04-12-2004, 05:05 PM
Add to:
Asking how to get a random number when there is a thread with random number in the title one row down.

Waldo2k2
04-12-2004, 05:10 PM
Add:
When Govt posts drunk (or anyone for that fact), take 2 drinks to catch up.

-KEN-
04-12-2004, 05:12 PM
I need more programming friends, because this is the greatest game ever.

Waldo2k2
04-12-2004, 05:19 PM
>>because this is the greatest game ever

damn straight ::hiccup::

ggs
04-12-2004, 06:27 PM
here's a better version:



- a post is made

RoD
04-12-2004, 06:39 PM
is it just me or is pre;ude really hott right now.....

Welp, ima mix some everclear and pepsi, brb.

Thantos
04-12-2004, 06:47 PM
RoD put the drink down and give it to someone that can actually handle a drink. Besides real men drink everclear stright :)

RoD
04-12-2004, 07:12 PM
funny you should say that. We threw a bday paty for a coworker friday night, he, my boss, and myself were going shot for shot on everclear. I won.

Everclear is my favorite drink, im mixing it because i have alot to do tonight i dont need to spend it on my floor.

Silvercord
04-12-2004, 07:53 PM
being drunk is awesome. i hate everybody.

axon
04-12-2004, 08:00 PM
hahahahahahaha


1092/10 great ! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

joshdick
04-12-2004, 09:38 PM
Add to that my pet peeve:


- post containing extremely poor grammar due to ignorance
- due to laziness (i.e. u r stoopid!!!!!!11)

Oh, and of course:

- Anybody anywhere asks or says which Linux distribution is best.

And I just saw this one:

- A thread is bumped

And let's not forget:

- A newbie PMs or IMs you
- To ask you to do their homework

RoD
04-12-2004, 09:55 PM
A newbie ends a flame war with "gg"

hehe

khpuce
04-13-2004, 05:29 AM
Prelude mystifies us with her never-ending pool of knowledge.

And also add the following...

- Someone tries to impress Prelude... ;) :D

chrismiceli
04-13-2004, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by khpuce
And also add the following...


- Someone tries to impress Prelude...



Yeah, like that will ever happen.

blackgold>>
04-13-2004, 07:11 PM
Selective truth is very appealing.:)

Jez
04-15-2004, 04:20 PM
Add to:
Asking how to get a random number when there is a thread with random number in the title one row down.





While we're on the shubject , how do you make random numbers?

<hic>

XSquared
04-15-2004, 04:22 PM
>>Someone tries to impress Prelude...
>Yeah, like that will ever happen.
It says tries to impress Prelude, not does impress Prelude.

golfinguy4
04-15-2004, 05:33 PM
funny you should say that. We threw a bday paty for a coworker friday night, he, my boss, and myself were going shot for shot on everclear. I won.

How many shots you take?