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UnregdRegd
03-28-2004, 01:11 PM
Does it seem like women have super powers? They must because it seems like they know what you're going to say before you even say it! They are also capable of producing a strange hypnotic effect in men. They even seem to have reasoning abilities beyond that of ordinary men: One day they can seem interested in you, and the very next day it'll be just the opposite.

I for one am peeved that I do not have super powers. Instead, I have to rely on my mortal intellect to figure out what these goddesses have deened to be their will. Maybe in the not so distant future, one of us will have the resolve to code a program that can show us the true meaning of women.

DavidP
03-28-2004, 01:14 PM
yes...they do have super powers, but you cant tell anyone.

Right now, here at the CIA, we are doing some top secret research to see how they harness these special powers and use them against men.

Hopefully we should have some conclusive results in the next year or so, and might be able to fight back against their evil ways.

Xterria
03-28-2004, 01:53 PM
........yeah......

Silvercord
03-28-2004, 03:32 PM
girls have boobies

EDIT:
oh, I guess I wasn't clear. I like boobies. They make me happy!

axon
03-28-2004, 04:20 PM
Does it seem like women have super powers? more blah blah blah blah,...........


thanks for letting us know captain obvious :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Aran
03-28-2004, 10:38 PM
letter 1: It's really not hard to guess what a man is thinking about if you are around him and you are female (sex).

number B: Being able to change your mind (emotionally or whatever) about someone over-night is not a super-power; it is a fallacy.

RoD
03-28-2004, 10:46 PM
they dont have powers, they have offsetting defects.

Aran
03-28-2004, 10:49 PM
>> they dont have powers, they have offsetting defects.

this really depends on how you define "powers" as opposed to "strong points". Your idea is ultimately invalidated, though, because strengths and weaknesses are things that do not need to be balanced in the real world because they are human-created and ultimately relative. Their relative nature immediately ruins any chance you have of making a solid definition of what a "strength" is and what a "weakness" is. Without a concrete means of comparison, your statement is meaningless.

RoD
03-28-2004, 10:50 PM
theres too many commas in that, ill just assume im wrong.

Aran
03-28-2004, 10:53 PM
and a correct assumption that is.... too bad there were only 3 commas. There were actually more quotation marks in there than there were commas. :D

RoD
03-28-2004, 11:00 PM
i failed engrish

Aran
03-28-2004, 11:03 PM
it really is obvious :)

Thantos
03-28-2004, 11:13 PM
but he got an A in ebonics

RoD
03-28-2004, 11:15 PM
hooked on phonics got me hooked on failing

Thantos
03-28-2004, 11:16 PM
thought you were gonna say hooked on crack

Aran
03-28-2004, 11:19 PM
that would have been like... 10times funnier.

Too bad 10 times 0 is 0.

axon
03-28-2004, 11:20 PM
>>thought you were gonna say hooked on crack

i thought so too, how werid....or is it?

Thantos
03-28-2004, 11:22 PM
Too bad 10 times 0 is 0.Yes but 1 = .99999~

axon
03-28-2004, 11:22 PM
>>Yes but 1 = .99999~

and what is your point??

Silvercord
03-29-2004, 07:12 AM
did I mention that I like boobies?

EDIT:
I believe the central government should be based towards forward thinking tax cuts so that blue collar coal mining workers such as myself can have more time to be spent with boobies

Thantos
03-29-2004, 10:01 AM
and what is your point??
You mean there is a point in this thread? Where?

khpuce
03-29-2004, 10:25 AM
To those of you pathetic guys who think woman has super power, I'll say come and join me on a saturday night out and I'll prove you who has the power...ha...ha...ha... ;) :D :p

alphaoide
03-29-2004, 10:49 AM
To those of you pathetic guys who think woman has super power, I'll say come and join me on a saturday night out and I'll prove you who has the power...ha...ha...ha... ;) :D :p
I have to agree with this one. Most women are so easy to manipulate

Prelude
03-29-2004, 10:54 AM
>Most women are so easy to manipulate
I'm sure most women would say the same about men. Both genders have easily manipulated people. In fact, most people (male or female) can be manipulated if you do it right, even those who talk about the ease of manipulating others. ;)

alphaoide
03-29-2004, 11:01 AM
>Most women are so easy to manipulate
I'm sure most women would say the same about men. Both genders have easily manipulated people. In fact, most people (male or female) can be manipulated if you do it right, even those who talk about the ease of manipulating others. ;)
Well, yeah, I have to agree with this one as well. It's just that in real life, there are more males who exercise their power to manipulate their opposite sex than there are females.

Prelude
03-29-2004, 11:02 AM
>It's just that in real life, there are more males who exercise their power to manipulate their opposite sex than there are females.
Just because men don't notice it doesn't mean it isn't happening. :D

alphaoide
03-29-2004, 11:06 AM
OMG, I just realized it. That's what you're doing to me right now, isn't it? :eek:

Govtcheez
03-29-2004, 11:08 AM
Prelude has always manipulated us as she sees fit. I don't think that's a woman thing though, more a Prelude thing.

Dante Shamest
03-29-2004, 11:22 AM
I hear there exists a secret sect of Men that are immune to Womens' powers.

Govtcheez
03-29-2004, 11:26 AM
They're called "gay"

VirtualAce
03-29-2004, 11:29 AM
They're called "gay"


:D - so is this smilie

Why is he green??

Most men are subject to women's 'super-powers' because most men I see are complete panzies when they are around them.

Unless you are KEN, grow some testes.

:D

axon
03-29-2004, 02:24 PM
why are you assuming that this :D is a he??? huh? huh?


hehe, ;)

Silvercord
03-29-2004, 02:28 PM
im easy to manipulate just as long as female boobies are present

lightatdawn
03-29-2004, 02:43 PM
>>Just because men don't notice it doesn't mean it isn't happening.

*starts slowly chuckling*

Now theres a defining characteristic of the sexes: Blatant... Subtle... hmm... ;)

DrakkenKorin
03-29-2004, 02:56 PM
im easy to manipulate just as long as female boobies are present
get a load of these boobies!!! (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html)
:eek:

axon
03-29-2004, 03:19 PM
>>get a load of these boobies!!!

rofl at drak!!

kermi3
03-29-2004, 03:25 PM
Lets clean this one up please. Remember - PG-13. I know full well that the above is boarder line but not that bad...but we all know where this is going....so clean it up please

Aran
03-29-2004, 06:53 PM
Silvercord: We get the point/joke. You can post a message with some content now, k? :p

XSquared
03-29-2004, 07:19 PM
That'd be a first. :D

Silvercord
03-29-2004, 08:30 PM
That'd be a first.


actually I think I'm in the negative numbers. However, it's just cprogramming.com...it's not like anyone else has anything particularly bright to say, I'm just eating up the tension

EDIT:
I really don't know why I quote people that posted right before me, but I guess it's probably because Aran is gay

tee hee

Aran
03-29-2004, 09:32 PM
eh, whatever.

May your children be eaten by locusts (and i say that in the nicest way possible :)).

Silvercord
03-30-2004, 10:15 AM
I like men



ok buddy whatever d00der

axon
03-30-2004, 12:15 PM
ok buddy whatever d00der

what algorythm did you use to dicipher his message?? I would really like to know ;)

Silvercord
03-30-2004, 02:04 PM
i don't remember, i was thinking about boobies

Aran
03-30-2004, 02:56 PM
If you are trying to bash gay people, charles, that's really stupid and uneccessary. Elsewise, i see nothing wrong with being friends with men. I'm quite straight though. Nothing like a well-formed female. *yum*.

And editing someone's post to say something they never said is played. SO played.

Silvercord
03-30-2004, 04:30 PM
charles I wish I was as buff and intelligent as you but I guess nobody can ever be as buff and intelligent as you so I guess I will have to admire you from afar


well, you know, there's nothing that says you absolutely must be as buff and intelligent as me although I can see where you are coming from

axon
03-30-2004, 04:47 PM
>>If you are trying to bash gay people, charles, that's really stupid and uneccessary


am I the only one who finds this sentence freagin hilarious :D rofl

axon
03-30-2004, 04:48 PM
Charles, I simply need the algo you are using to decipher his messages ;) :D

lightatdawn
03-30-2004, 04:55 PM
As funny as this has been, I'd say we're all about done here, sorry. I dont think I need to point anyone to the rules. I'd say its fairly obvious why this is closed.

PM if you have a problem with this.