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Leeman_s
02-21-2004, 01:07 AM
For my english class, my assignment is to tell a story. That's pretty much it. It doesn't have to be very long at all...a couple of mins is fine.

I'm looking for some funny jokes/stories that incorporate race and/or religion, as I think those will be the most funny things.

Do you guys know of any jokes or funny stories that can be done as an "act"? Like stand in front of class and make use of voices, actions, etc for a good funny story?

Here's one thing I found funny that I could elaborate on:
http://www.ozjokes.com/jokes/jokes.aspx?jokeid=1711

Anything you guys can think of?

Thanks.

bludstayne
02-22-2004, 09:30 AM
You are disgusting.

Thantos
02-22-2004, 09:54 AM
Can't we keep this crap contained in one thread?

DavidP
02-22-2004, 10:02 AM
many people like those kind of jokes, Leeman, but i can guarantee you the general populus DOES NOT and if you say a racial or religious joke in an English class you will be slaughtered. You can trust me on that one.

Speedy5
02-22-2004, 02:06 PM
Give up already. Get another topic.

RoD
02-22-2004, 07:14 PM
You suck at life.

Silvercord
02-22-2004, 07:26 PM
I hear that a lot RoD, lol.


Here's one for you:

"A gay guy walked into a bar...





....



he said 'ow' "

Shadow
02-22-2004, 08:16 PM
Somebody want to get this crap off my screen?

kermi3
02-22-2004, 08:34 PM
This has degraded to flaming - and frankly I can't see anywhere else for it to go. The thread has been closed once. If you have a real issue with my closing it again PM me and we'll talk.

kermi3