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joshdick
08-30-2003, 09:05 PM
Lies Computer Science Students Tell Themselves
11. I'm almost done with this project.
10. I don't need to know this. I'll never have to debug Fortran code.
9. I don't care if Microsoft offers me a million bucks I'll never work for them.
8. I'm so glad we're learning cutting-edge technology that I'll be able to apply as soon as I graduate.
7. When I get out of here I'll be able to influence corporate IT decision making.
6. The stagnation of the IT industry is merely temporary.
5. With all the tinkering I've done on PCs, these classes are going to be CAKE!
4. The massive network of friends I've developed on ICQ is really going to come in handy when I start looking for work.
3. My ray tracer will revolutionize the gaming industry.
2. Working in a cubicle is a healthy and rewarding working environment.
1. I'll go party after I finish this perl script.

From BBspot (http://bbspot.com).

I found it funny. Let me know what you think.

confuted
08-30-2003, 09:08 PM
>>Let me know what you think.
I think it was funny the first time I saw it posted here :eek: :cool: :rolleyes: ;) :p The smileys make up for any dullness in this thread.

napkin111
08-30-2003, 11:44 PM
I don't understand why every time someone posts a joke people are all "that wasn't funny har har har I'm so sophisticated". I personally found it funny (altough I hope its not true).

//napKIN

(This is not a dig on Confuted, I read through alot of his/her posts and he/she good stuff to say. Just a general disgruntalization)

Perspective
08-31-2003, 12:19 AM
>> personally found it funny (altough I hope its not true).

i found it funny as well. I do see a lot of truth in many of them though.

doubleanti
08-31-2003, 01:35 AM
>5. With all the tinkering I've done on PCs, these classes are going to be CAKE!

true...... so true... unfortunately!

reminds me of an engineering one, the one about how you know you're an engineer if you've used every function on your graphing calculator, and also... that you've ever tried to repair a 5 dollar radio. hehe...

Waldo2k2
09-02-2003, 05:42 PM
>>perl script

I can relate, god I hate that language!

swoopy
09-02-2003, 07:55 PM
>I found it funny. Let me know what you think.

Yes, quite humorous!!!

major_small
09-02-2003, 08:25 PM
i found it funny... sad, but funny...

ober
09-02-2003, 09:03 PM
weak.




:D

FillYourBrain
09-03-2003, 04:04 AM
lol@4,6,9

oh and, go on posting jokes. Not everyone has seen them before.