PDA

View Full Version : Excellent news.



adrianxw
07-22-2003, 04:50 AM
Excellent! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3086013.stm)

ammar
07-22-2003, 05:41 AM
It's really great!

But I don't think it's true!
Usually statistics like that are not accurate.

nvoigt
07-22-2003, 06:38 AM
Whoohoo.... So what does Coke help against ?

Govtcheez
07-22-2003, 06:44 AM
So pizza dunked in red wine eaten while masturbating is now good for you?

These are amazing times.

ZakkWylde969
07-22-2003, 09:17 AM
This is good news week for me. Also heard chronic masturbation lowers the risk of another type of cancer. I'm going to be cancer free.

Silvercord
07-22-2003, 09:47 AM
So what does Coke help against ?


getting a girlfriend



Before people start dialling the pizza takeaway, they should consider that pizza can be high in saturated fat, salt and calories

I know I might weigh 400 lbs, but look on the bright side, now I only have to worry about dying from heart attack

nvoigt
07-22-2003, 09:58 AM
they should consider that pizza can be high in saturated fat, salt and calories


What ? What do they mean by fat ? I thought that was pure vitamin syrup dropping from my slice of pizza...



So pizza dunked in red wine eaten while masturbating is now good for you?


Yep. I already got my ticket to immortality. I just have to beware of salad, fruit and real women. So far, I've been doing fine :rolleyes:

Brian
07-22-2003, 10:21 AM
the pizza you get from pizza hut or dominos will probably kill you, though. Theres enough fat and $$$$ in each cheese & tomato to feed china for a fortnight.

Silvercord
07-22-2003, 10:40 AM
that's a bad example. chinese people don't eat. they live off of the good feeling they get from making products for americans.

adrianxw
07-22-2003, 10:45 AM
>>> So what does Coke help against ?

Dental fillings? Hey, no teeth, no fillings right?

UnregdRegd
07-22-2003, 11:04 AM
The scientists claim that people who eat pizza once a week or more may have a healthier lifestyle than those who don't. I wonder what the benefits of eating at least one pizza, drinking five cans of soda, and inhaling three half-pound hamburgers with french fries per week is. Someone should study that.

PS: Yes this is the old Unregd. I have decided to register after someone else registered Unregd. I still don't see why people were whining about my resistance to register...

Cheeze-It
07-22-2003, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by UnregdRegd


PS: Yes this is the old Unregd. I have decided to register after someone else registered Unregd. I still don't see why people were whining about my resistance to register...

Because when you don't register, people can rip off your identity
and post messages as you. See, you even said that someone
registered Unregd before you did; and they only registered that,
like, 2 days ago. If you would have registered when you got
here, you'd have a semi-normal name. UnregdRegd just looks
wierd.

Anywho, I eat my pizzas on Sunday. I just recently had a hawaiian,
chicken, BBQ pizza from Papa Johns. I don't recommend it. There's
freaking onions in the BBQ sauce. Onions don't belong on a pizza;
especially a Hawaiian pizza with pineapple.

ZakkWylde969
07-22-2003, 05:15 PM
We have a place near Atlanta called California Kitchen and its a pizza place with a whole bunch of odd pizzas. Allot of them are good though.

confuted
07-22-2003, 06:27 PM
I just had a hawaiian pizza with a sesame crust. The sesame crust ruined the thing - YUCK! It was horrible. I didn't even eat most of it.

Unregd
07-23-2003, 03:33 PM
I doubt completely that the fact the people ate pizza is what reduced their risk of cancer. Reducing the risk of cancer has to do with a persons complete lifestyle, not by just one food they consume.

BTW: UnregdRegd, you can have this Unregd account if you want your old name back. I simply wanted to force you to register.

RoD
07-23-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by ZakkWylde969
This is good news week for me. Also heard chronic masturbation lowers the risk of another type of cancer. I'm going to be cancer free.

I never thought anything could be so amazingly pathetic and disturbing all at one time, nor did i want to be proven wrong.

unanimous
07-28-2003, 11:29 PM
Well I have been eating pizza while masturbating and thinking about silvercord everyday for the past few years, so I should be pretty healthy right?