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ammar
07-18-2003, 02:08 PM
What would you do if you were the administrator of this website!

Fordy
07-18-2003, 02:10 PM
Pay hosting costs

-KEN-
07-18-2003, 02:17 PM
Ban you.

Zach L.
07-18-2003, 02:34 PM
Buy a new toaster.

XSquared
07-18-2003, 02:35 PM
All of the above.

Fordy
07-18-2003, 02:37 PM
Wear a hat like this (http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/caps.html)

-KEN-
07-18-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Fordy
Wear a hat like this (http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/caps.html)

No dice. All of your money gets funneled into this site, remember? HAVE FUN BEING A POOR, HATLESS HOBO.

Zach L.
07-18-2003, 02:53 PM
Well of course. You put the hat on the server (wouldn't want it to not feel geeky enough), and plug the toaster into the USB ports (two prongs on the power plug, two USB ports... should work nicely), and your set. ;)

confuted
07-18-2003, 03:01 PM
Declare open hunting season on the noobs.

Fordy
07-18-2003, 03:07 PM
Ban Ken

Zach L.
07-18-2003, 03:16 PM
Or give him a pair of dice with which to amuse himself.

-KEN-
07-18-2003, 03:17 PM
I'm more into shiny things than dice.

XSquared
07-18-2003, 03:17 PM
What about a pair of chrome dice?

Zach L.
07-18-2003, 03:19 PM
We could sharpen the edges too.

XSquared
07-18-2003, 03:21 PM
>>We could sharpen the edges too.

Shhhh! He's not supposed to know.

Ken Fitlike
07-18-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Fordy
Ban Ken

What've I done now? :(

Zach L.
07-18-2003, 03:30 PM
Sorry... You're just collateral damage. ;)

-KEN-
07-18-2003, 03:53 PM
It's what you get for stealing my name, you skirt wearing freak.

Fordy
07-18-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by -KEN-
It's what you get for stealing my name, you skirt wearing freak.

::Faint whif of hypocrisy::

:p

Ken Fitlike
07-18-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by -KEN-
I've always admired you because i'm a shirt lifting geek.

:eek:

Banning seems not such a bad idea now. Och aye. The noo, even. :p :rolleyes:

-KEN-
07-18-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Fordy
::Faint whif of hypocricy::

:p

You said I looked pretty. You were just trying to get me in the sack, weren't you? :( ::sniff::

>>shirt lifting

::snapping fingers:: Don't go there, girlfriend!*


*(what does that mean?)

Fountain
07-18-2003, 04:56 PM
Well, I would tell-nay ORDER govtcheez to chill out. He has been waaay stressed lateley.

And I would tell him to stop swearing-the 'f' word is not really allowed.

Hehe peace out.

:)

Leeman_s
07-18-2003, 11:12 PM
well, we would all wonder what i would do if we weren't the administrator of the website...right?

Xei
07-18-2003, 11:47 PM
I would purchase a Klingon Dictionary and force everyone to write in Klingon on a Klingon Board. It would be fun.

ammar
07-19-2003, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by -KEN-
Ban you.

Thanks God you're not him!

Govtcheez
07-19-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Fountain
Well, I would tell-nay ORDER govtcheez to chill out. He has been waaay stressed lateley.

And I would tell him to stop swearing-the 'f' word is not really allowed.

Hehe peace out.

:) Ban Fountain.

vasanth
07-19-2003, 09:38 AM
hmm.... would like to peek into the mods board..

lightatdawn
07-19-2003, 10:37 AM
>>hmm.... would like to peek into the mods board..

Okay. Hows this? Was is everything you always dreamed? ... :D

vasanth
07-19-2003, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by lightatdawn
>>hmm.... would like to peek into the mods board..

Okay. Hows this? Was is everything you always dreamed? ... :D


hmmm what do the mods discuss there ...

Fountain
07-19-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
Ban Fountain.


See-what did I tell you.

Fordy
07-19-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by vasanth
hmmm what do the mods discuss there ...

You generally.....

And polls on our favorite power rangers, recipies for fondue...that kind of stuff....

Govtcheez
07-19-2003, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Fordy
favorite power rangers Yeah, everyone knows the Pink Ranger's the hottest.

> See-what did I tell you.

<3 Fountain

gcn_zelda
07-19-2003, 08:21 PM
Yeah, everyone knows the Pink Ranger's the hottest.
isn't the pink ranger a guy? :P

Fordy
07-19-2003, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by gcn_zelda
isn't the pink ranger a guy? :P

Shhhhh...

We were trying not to tell him that!

gcn_zelda
07-19-2003, 08:32 PM
oh yeah...I meant...uh...doesn't the pink ranger...uh...like the sky? :P

RoD
07-20-2003, 09:44 AM
The green ranger was gay, always blowing on that thing to call his biotch....

DDPhoenix
07-20-2003, 02:10 PM
If I was the administrator, I would use the site as a path through which to take over the world. Then I would give all of my friends small third world countries to play with, or if they are very close friends, small European countries, sized according to their loyalty and contributions to this site. Moderators would be given military forces in addition to fiefs.

sean
07-20-2003, 04:17 PM
:confused:

ygfperson
07-20-2003, 04:42 PM
I would insert a bunch of swears and sex terms into a hidden place on the front page (or through meta terms). I would advertise this place on Comedy Central as 'Home of the Juggies' a la the Man Show.

Then I would change my name to Ricardo Francias, move to Hawaii, enter a local library, and sue the government for not allowing the anonymous (and non-affiliated) person Richy French to access the non-porn site cprogramming.com from a library computer. In ten years, I would hire Johnny Concraine to argue for me in front of the Supreme Court, and I would receive a ruling that I could have just asked the librarian to remove the filter from the computer in the first place.

Of course, by then, cprogramming.com, home of the juggies, would be transformed into a legitamite prognography website, filled with users who want to "see programming" as done by sexy naked ladies.





Or, I'd just hire a moose to take over the job for me. I would do it under the argument that she/he would fill the qualifications better than our current benevolent dictator. Who, now that I think about it, would have been me.

well, who better to charge after trolls than a barrelling Canadian moose?

Zach L.
07-20-2003, 04:50 PM
well, who better to charge after trolls than a barrelling Canadian moose?

The man has a point.

gcn_zelda
07-20-2003, 04:55 PM
well, who better to charge after trolls than a barrelling Canadian moose?

How about a Hawaiian kangaroo?
:D