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Cheeze-It
07-14-2003, 08:14 PM
I've got an interview tomorrow mornining at 9:30AM. Bleh.
It's sooo far away. It's like 40 miles. That blows. I applied for
this position on the 7th; sent my resume over email. I had no
idea that it was so far away. I'd really like if all companies put
their address in their help-wanted ads.

On the bright side, it is pretty close to the Trax station, so maybe
I won't have to drive.

The job is "Laboratory Assistant." The ad said they'd prefer someone
with lab experience. I have that, I worked in a "Photo Lab" for
almost two years. I hope it's an insect lab or something. Oh, jeez,
what if it's a fertility lab? I really don't want to have to deal with
semen... :(

Then again, if the price is right...

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Happy Birthday Nintendo!!! July 15th, 1983 is the day that the
original NES shipped in Japan. I didn't get my NES until I was
around 5.. 1988.. somewhere around there. Nintendo was the
greatest. Hmmm, what games did I own? I can't even remember.
I don't know where they all went.

Woohoo! Super Mario Bros 3 is coming to GameBoy Advance soon!

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I will never order Dominos pizza again. Ate it last night and got
sick... ::mmmm, Dominos pizza:: Okay, I take that back. I will
order a Dominos pizza, but I won't get hamburger on it. Gross.

Speaking of pizza, why is the majority of people in my life so
anti-breadstick? That's all I wanted, just an order of breadsticks.
But noooo, "Breadsticks are just dough." No, no they're not just
dough; they're dough, with yummmie spices! I won't let anybody
push me around like that again... ever!

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I should go shave. I don't have any shaving cream, though. I
shaved without it a few days ago: it hurt like a mofo...

confuted
07-14-2003, 08:20 PM
Woot! A thread sandwhich! Yummy! It tastes a lot better than the rest of GD (and actually this whole board) right now. Kinda like a breadstick.

You applied for a job as a lab assistant, but you don't know what the company does? You might want to find that out before 9:30 AM so you don't end up looking stupid.

Your link is dead.

Try using hot water instead of shaving cream. Go get some shaving cream. Get an electric razor. Become a rugged looking barbarian with a beard. Grow some balls and stop complaining about how much it hurts (j/k :)) Alternatively, cut your balls off so the beard stops growing (j/k again :)) Just some suggestions, I'm not being a troll. :p

MethodMan
07-14-2003, 08:21 PM
>>I should go shave. I don't have any shaving cream, though. I
shaved without it a few days ago

Well you can always use butter like Kramer did in an episode of Seinfeld..


Good luck on the interview

Cheeze-It
07-14-2003, 08:40 PM
>You applied for a job as a lab assistant, but you don't know
>what the company does? You might want to find that out
>before 9:30 AM so you don't end up looking stupid.

Hmm, turns out they have a website...

"...is a leading national provider of cancer diagnostics, genomics,
and related information services."

... I don't know. That sounds like there could be diseases or
something there. What if they make me touch cancer?

JaWiB
07-14-2003, 08:57 PM
>>Woohoo! Super Mario Bros 3 is coming to GameBoy Advance soon!

Really? Cool...I still have my NES and Mario 1, 2, and 3

Cancer isn't contagious...

RoD
07-15-2003, 01:48 PM
>>Well you can always use butter like Kramer did in an episode of Seinfeld..

:D :p :cool:

Anyway, cancer labs r :cool: