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-KEN-
10-28-2001, 09:10 PM
Michelle's.....bunny....EVIL...!!!...!!!!!!!!!!... *gurgle*...

DavidP
10-28-2001, 09:13 PM
*whistling*...David walks along quietly....sees -KEN- screaming...

David: AHHHHHHHH!!! It's Ken freaking out!

*David pulls out gun* BANG! *Ends Ken's misery*

Whew....that was a close one...

Aran
10-28-2001, 09:16 PM
thank you for that ohh-so-insightfull foray as to the means of -ken-'s destruction. I hope that you continue with your tomfoolery because i'm damn tired of woolgathering here in front of my monitor...

*Michelle*
10-28-2001, 09:25 PM
You must have encounter my bunnies' twin rabbit, just escaped from the mental ward, I heard... She loves her sister very much, has revenge from anyone who insulted her sister. So, ya, has Ken gotten a funeral yet, I'd love to go, see how the bunnies' legendary claws are really like, you know. She's been on the front page all the time before she was caught ripping out a fellow bunny's throat out with one finger. I expect she is still loose out there somewhere. BEWARE OF THE BUNNY.
:p

Aran
10-28-2001, 09:29 PM
Is that the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the HOly Grail!?!?

that would be the biggest coincidence EVER... or just in the past 3 minutes.. wichever pleases you most.

*Michelle*
10-28-2001, 09:34 PM
Huh? What are you talking about? No, the rabbit is from a webpage providing Animation Kaomojis. There used to be hundreds of them on her site, but she deleted them. :(

*Michelle*
10-29-2001, 01:35 AM
Look to your left, here is a picture of my bunny's twin sister, it was taken just before he got caught. This look means he is getting mad...

*Michelle*
10-29-2001, 01:36 AM
Woops, I made a mistake, I just asked my bunny and she said he only had a twin brother not sister. Well, as you know male bunnies are even fiercer...

EvenFlow
10-29-2001, 01:57 AM
I used to have a rabbit when I was 3. But we moved to another state with a hotter climate (From New South Wales to Queensland) so I couldn't keep him.

*Michelle*
10-29-2001, 03:21 AM
What happened to him then ?! :eek:

EvenFlow
10-29-2001, 04:00 AM
The family that took over our old house looked after him. I presume that he has since passed on, as it was about 16 or so years.

*Michelle*
10-30-2001, 12:35 AM
Aww, poor rabbit, how can you leave him behind!!

EvenFlow
10-30-2001, 12:44 AM
Well I guess it was hard, but I was only 3 at the time so I didn't have much say in it. Besides, it would have been inhumane to keep a rabbit in 104 F (40 C) heat.

novacain
10-30-2001, 12:50 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Rabbit!

*Michelle*
10-30-2001, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by novacain
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Rabbit!

What do you mean by that? Is it just me or are you saying that rabbits taste good... :mad:

Fordy
10-30-2001, 03:55 AM
While I was in University, my friend went back home to shoot rabbits and bring them back for us all to eat. We used to put them in a big curry. That was the only proper meal we used to eat........ Much nicer than stealing from the uni's canteen........

mfc2themax
10-30-2001, 04:39 AM
Your all a bunch of lunatics. Now were can i find a rabbit to eat......

*Michelle*
10-30-2001, 10:56 PM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG.. I can't express my shock in words!! (Maybe a smilie will help :eek: ) Ooh, I feel really bad for those rabbits that you have digested now.... Ohh, they didn't even get a proper funeral!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA............................ ..........

novacain
10-31-2001, 01:22 AM
We used to shoot'em. You can pull the skin right off in one piece and slap them on the barbie. (BBQ not plastic Matel(?) doll) Bit of 'dead horse' (tomato sauce/ketchup) and your away.

Mmmmmmmmm, Rabbit!

(Just watch out for the lead shot)

Remembering that rabbits were introduced into Australia so the English landowners could hunt the foxes, also introduced, that feed off them. Now we have BIG feral fox, rabbit, cat and (the brilliant scientific control) cane toad problems.
The little buggers, cane toads, have hopped almost all the way round Australia avoiding hallucinating druggies/wildlife (you can boil them and get high) and the guy who makes wallets out of them. Not many Australians have seen as much of Australia as the cane toad.

EvenFlow
10-31-2001, 01:27 AM
>>Remembering that rabbits were introduced into Australia so the English landowners could hunt the foxes, also introduced, that feed off them. Now we have BIG feral fox, rabbit, cat and (the brilliant scientific control) cane toad problems.
<<

Let's not forget Water Buffalo problem as well :)...and now we're in danger from Fire Ants!

Fordy
10-31-2001, 03:39 AM
>>Ooh, I feel really bad for those rabbits that you have digested now....

Goddamit...that was the only good meal I had for a year.....

We even considered going after a sheep but noone would skin it.....

*Michelle*
10-31-2001, 04:00 AM
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

What kind of world am I living in anyway?! :eek:

adrianxw
10-31-2001, 04:02 AM
>>> cane toad problems

When I was up at Airlie, cane toad racing was very popular in the backpacking bars. You got a bucket of toads each with a number stuck on it's back, turned them out into the centre of a round table, (about 2m in diameter), and then yelled like your life depended on it in an attempt to get them to hop. The first one over the edge of the table was judged the winner.

Passed the time between bar visits.

*Michelle*
10-31-2001, 07:23 PM
Waaa...

Are the animal's rights groups not doing their jobs or what!

:p

Garfield
10-31-2001, 07:25 PM
*whistling*...David walks along quietly....sees -KEN- screaming...

David: AHHHHHHHH!!! It's Ken freaking out!

*David pulls out gun* BANG! *Ends Ken's misery*

Whew....that was a close one...

Why watch T.V. when you can just read DavidP's posts?

--Garfield

Aran
10-31-2001, 07:27 PM
It's called Europe... they are so uncivilized over there :P :D

*Michelle*
10-31-2001, 07:31 PM
Where are you? obviously not Europe...

Aran
10-31-2001, 07:32 PM
I'm in the US, where we are uncivilized and damn proud of it...

*Michelle*
10-31-2001, 07:57 PM
Ok, ignore my other post in the "jugular" thread. You from US? No offence, but I like Canada better. :p Talk about patriotic...

novacain
10-31-2001, 08:25 PM
>>When I was up at Airlie, cane toad racing was very popular

Just don't kiss/lick/suck the winner.

oskilian
10-31-2001, 08:26 PM
whoa!, you really nailed -KEN-, I haven't seen him around lately!

Oskilian

*Michelle*
10-31-2001, 10:07 PM
Ya... I never see him around either...

gamegod3001
10-31-2001, 10:40 PM
I had an instent messanger conversation with him eairler today.

If he never shows back up, my sig will imortalize him.

*Michelle*
10-31-2001, 10:51 PM
what sig

*Michelle*
11-01-2001, 05:05 PM
He's back!

basilisk
11-01-2001, 06:42 PM
okay michelle you now have another cute avatar - but why is the bunny now hiding behind a rock - is it escaping from ken and his murderous thoughts toward your bunny

-KEN-
11-01-2001, 06:45 PM
sorry, school_work+social_life+programming+random_things+ cboard != a_good_thing...

Ok, well I'll ALWAYS be here, count on that!

*elmer fudd voice* "I'm hunting wabbits..."

Aran
11-01-2001, 07:08 PM
I like avatars that make sense.... bassy's doesn't make any sense... i guess it should be expected from her, since she is a she :D

basilisk
11-01-2001, 07:11 PM
its a rubber duck - it makes perfect sense. Its yellow and it goes in the bath.

*Michelle*
11-01-2001, 10:19 PM
She is scared AND hurt... You see, be nice to her now, or the pyscho rabbit with come back... :D