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Carlos
06-12-2003, 02:36 AM
An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is jewish and the first officer is chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along very well.

After about thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters "I don't like chinese."

The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike chinese? Why dat?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like chinese."

"Nooooo, noooo chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That japanese, not chinese."

"Chinese, japanese, vietnamese ... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the first officer says:
"No rike jew."

"Why not? Why don't you like jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

"The jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all same."

rick barclay
06-12-2003, 02:43 AM
:)

Ha, ha. I needed that.

Silvercord
06-12-2003, 09:03 AM
I don't get it.

BMJ
06-12-2003, 09:52 AM
This is one of those jokes where I just groan or sigh, or roll my eyes and walk away, resisting the urge to slap the the joke-teller in the head.

confuted
06-12-2003, 10:07 AM
Silvercord, those people are all Jews.

A decent joke.

golfinguy4
06-12-2003, 06:08 PM
I thought it was decent.

squid
06-12-2003, 07:52 PM
I give it 1 Laff.

Not bad but it still belongs in the Bad Joke pile :)

Panopticon
06-13-2003, 01:33 AM
whimsical.

Carlos
06-13-2003, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by BMJ
This is one of those jokes where I just groan or sigh, or roll my eyes and walk away, resisting the urge to slap the the joke-teller in the head.

It's also the best choice for you, as your eyes might "roll" right after the slapped joke-teller kicks your head...

Btw,
Sorry, I have nothing against Chinese or Jews, it was just a joke!
Not the best, I admit, but I like it.

Zach L.
06-13-2003, 08:57 AM
Ha ha! Good punchline.

Commander
06-13-2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by rick barclay
:)

Ha, ha. I needed that. lol same here...that was good!!