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Silvercord
06-05-2003, 08:06 PM
travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them


omfg...pure genius. I wish I'd thought of that.

Silvercord
06-05-2003, 08:08 PM
Here's another:

What's worse than a shovenistic pig?

A stupid bithc that won't shut her mouth





and then

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Want to go ride a bike?


EDIT:
My job is too hard I wish I was a still born.

alpha
06-05-2003, 09:41 PM
mmmkkk...

Xei
06-05-2003, 09:58 PM
"Even luck comes with a price-tag."

Zach L.
06-05-2003, 10:19 PM
Here's another one:



Join the Army!

At Age 20 Where Else Could You Have:
Waterskied in Malta
Climbed a mountain in Cyprus
Gone sight-seeing in Ireland
Flown first class around the world
Played football in Germany
Gone sailing in Singapore
...and still had a decent military burial?

Xei
06-05-2003, 10:22 PM
>>Flown first class around the world

I don't think that the military transports afew hundred soldiers by first class. If the USA does, then thats kinda rediculous.

Zach L.
06-05-2003, 10:35 PM
Nah... Its a Monty Python thing. Perhaps the British Army does. ;)

-KEN-
06-06-2003, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by Silvercord
omfg...pure genius. I wish I'd thought of that.

It's a cheap knock-off of a simpson's joke. Isn't everything?

AProg
06-06-2003, 08:35 AM
>travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them

Is that a joke or something?

confuted
06-06-2003, 01:59 PM
AProg, he omitted that it is a mock army recruitment slogan.

Brian
06-06-2003, 03:08 PM
blow into this paper bag, go home and stop grinning at everyone.

Fountain
06-06-2003, 03:40 PM
What paper bag?

Commander
06-06-2003, 07:53 PM
the paperbag ur supposed to use incase u get "sick"