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Carlos
05-23-2003, 04:36 AM
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives... "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."

golfinguy4
05-23-2003, 05:14 AM
Pretty good.

incognito
05-23-2003, 06:12 AM
That's pretty good, I'd say 8/10

XSquared
05-23-2003, 07:03 AM
I'll give it a 7.

kermi3
05-23-2003, 07:25 AM
I'd say no more pointless oneliner responses ;).

Carlos
05-23-2003, 07:33 AM
I'd say no more pointless oneliner responses .

O
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!
:)

alpha
05-23-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by kermi3
I'd say no more pointless oneliner responses ;). ok.

fairly good joke.
I'll give it a 6.

*there, four lines.

XSquared
05-23-2003, 11:45 AM
Nope.

It's 5 lines if you include the quote from kermi.

ammar
05-23-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by XSquared
Nope.

It's 5 lines if you include the quote from kermi.

If you are talking about lines you should consider the empty lines as lines also, I mean they have '\n', don't they!?:D

Anyways, nice joke...
I've heard many jokes about Italian people speaking English... Do they speak English that bad!

Xei
05-24-2003, 02:39 AM
Actually it should be a \r\n, which is a CRLF(in C/C++. In ASCII it is 13 & 10, in that order).

I give it 10/10 because I couldn't do better, and don't know how the joke could've been better.

Whats wrong with one liners? There's lots here: http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39202&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

adrianxw
05-24-2003, 03:19 AM
>>> Whats wrong with one liners?

From the "Read This First (http://cboard.cprogramming.com/announcement.php?s=&forumid=10)"

>>>
8. One line posts are discouraged, especially pointless ones. Sometimes they are needed but rarely. Though things like "thank yous" to people who help you with their code are always welcome.
<<<

Xei
05-24-2003, 12:09 PM
>>Though things like "thank yous" to people who help you with their code are always welcome.

Then wouldn't things like "Pretty good." also be a form of compliment?

Okay, I'll stop argueing now.

CPP-Null
05-25-2003, 12:35 PM
I'd say that was quite funny, well you also have to take into account im a 15 year old o.O. - I thought it was a great joke - at the moment =P. I'll be sure to share that with a couple of other immature friends at school!

adrianxw
05-25-2003, 12:57 PM
>>> Then wouldn't things like "Pretty good." also be a form of compliment?

So, take it up with Kermi3. It was his post, I only pointed you to the relevent rules.

ygfperson
05-25-2003, 01:33 PM
I've heard many jokes about Italian people speaking English... Do they speak English that bad!
not really... I guess it's just a joke

8/10 from me :D
That was creative...

MethodMan
05-25-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by ygfperson
That was creative...

I couldnt agree more..

Ill give it 8.5/11 :D

Fountain
05-26-2003, 11:47 AM
And if nobody had heard that joke before.........jes. Oh hang on I am old. There are lots on the same track........