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Apparent
05-10-2003, 05:43 PM
Do you know any good methods for getting tighter face cheeks? Like any benefiting exercising.

Also, do you know any good site for males who want to improve their appearance?

confuted
05-10-2003, 05:46 PM
Try smiling.

Try running.

Try weight-lifting.

Try google.

-KEN-
05-11-2003, 12:45 PM
What.The.Hell.

BMJ
05-11-2003, 01:34 PM
Wow.... lol.... wow

Eibro
05-11-2003, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Apparent
Also, do you know any good site for males who want to improve their appearance? Just try and make yourself look like this stunning lad: http://users.hfx.eastlink.ca/~ebrooks/me.jpg

-KEN-
05-11-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Eibro
Just try and make yourself look like this stunning lad: http://users.hfx.eastlink.ca/~ebrooks/me.jpg

I hear he's got teh gay.

the Wookie
05-11-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by -KEN-
I hear he's got teh gay. it's just showing...a little bit

Brighteyes
05-11-2003, 06:51 PM
>Do you know any good methods for getting tighter face cheeks?
There are facial creams that tighten the skin of your face. But you'll get some funny looks buying them if you're a guy. :D

>Also, do you know any good site for males who want to improve their appearance?
No, but I'm pretty sure that this is not a good place to ask for such advice. Most of the guys I've met who are hardcore programmers aren't exactly the pinnacle of male attractiveness. :p

SAMSAM
05-11-2003, 07:17 PM
Do you know any good methods for getting tighter face cheeks? Like any benefiting exercising.


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Talking a lot gives you a face exercise. so keep talking&talking.
If you realy want tight cheek muscel, then put your head
inside a bowl of icy water 1 hour a day after exercise.and stay away from smoking . i smoke myself though.



Also, do you know any good site for males who want to improve their appearance


www.osama,scosmeticsurgen.com

Xei
05-11-2003, 07:46 PM
>>Do you know any good methods for getting tighter face cheeks?

Yea:

Stop eating so much.
Run, it doesn't matter 'who' you're running from. ;)
Use facial cream. (There is nothing wrong with guys using facial cream)
Chewing gum may help.

omg, I can't believe I replied.

CheesyMoo
05-11-2003, 08:03 PM
Start playing trumpet of trombone.

Word trombone players are hot.

(I play trombone.)

JaWiB
05-11-2003, 08:12 PM
Start playing trumpet of trombone.

good advice :)
if u play trumpet u can play lots of brass instruments as well...including valve trombone hehe

Eibro
05-11-2003, 08:17 PM
Eh, I don't know how much muscle is in your cheeks. It seems more like flabby tissue to me.

-KEN-
05-11-2003, 08:20 PM
Get a good butt workout :cool:.


::whisperwhisperwhisper:: OHHH!! THOSE cheeks!

Eibro
05-11-2003, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by -KEN-
Get a good butt workout :cool:.


::whisperwhisperwhisper:: OHHH!! THOSE cheeks! Hey Ken, what are you doing behind me? What, no, OH GOD, NO, STOP!

Terrance
05-11-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Brighteyes

No, but I'm pretty sure that this is not a good place to ask for such advice. Most of the guys I've met who are hardcore programmers aren't exactly the pinnacle of male attractiveness. :p

I'd just like to note that I go to the gym 2 hours a day, 7 days a week.

And I'm still a damn good programmer :)

Brighteyes
05-11-2003, 08:55 PM
>I'd just like to note that I go to the gym 2 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Isn't that a bad thing? If you exercise too much then you'll get muscle deterioration instead of growth. Also, muscles actually grow after the workout during a day or two of recovery, if you deny them the recovery stage, you do more harm than good. Wow, who'd have thought I'd use health class stuff outside of health class. :D

Terrance
05-11-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Brighteyes
>I'd just like to note that I go to the gym 2 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Isn't that a bad thing? If you exercise too much then you'll get muscle deterioration instead of growth. Also, muscles actually grow after the workout during a day or two of recovery, if you deny them the recovery stage, you do more harm than good. Wow, who'd have thought I'd use health class stuff outside of health class. :D

that's why you shouldn't exercise the same muscles everday.

I do spinning class everyday (another name for cycling class).

I lift weight 3-4 times a week.

And I do abs the days that I don't lift weights.

And I stretch everyday. And that's the two hours right there!

Good or bad, I don't know. But it seems to keep me healthy :)

SourceCode
05-11-2003, 11:14 PM
Lol what a post, tighter face cheeks. Arnold has tight face cheeks, his face looks like it has muscles. I guess from working out alot:)

GoodStuff
05-12-2003, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by Brighteyes

Most of the guys I've met who are hardcore programmers aren't exactly the pinnacle of male attractiveness.

I resent that! That is stereotypical. Bios ninja is a hardcore programmer and he's built like a tank. I myself am not unnatractive. How DARE you insult hardcore male programmers in such a bigoted manner?

Isn't it bad enought that we had to be teased in school? Do we have to be haunted by the memories of those bad days until we DIE ?!?

My lack of female companionship is NOT due to my looks! It is due to the fact that I'm one bizarrely sane, freakishly clever, strange mannered being.

OK ?!?

Ahem. Apologies for temporary outburst. No intention to offend, just to let off a little steam.

Gus

-KEN-
05-12-2003, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by Eibro
Hey Ken, what are you doing behind me? What, no, OH GOD, NO, STOP!

::singing:: Can't rape the willing! :D

Brighteyes
05-12-2003, 01:25 PM
>I resent that! That is stereotypical.
I didn't say there weren't exceptions. Just mentioning that most of the male programmers I know aren't big into working out.

>How DARE you insult hardcore male programmers in such a bigoted manner?
Maybe I'm slightly jaded because people think I'm stupid when it comes to computers because I'm a girl. :p

RoD
05-12-2003, 02:12 PM
>>Maybe I'm slightly jaded because people think I'm stupid when it comes to computers because I'm a girl.

OMG prelueds a girl??????


Wait...i knew that.....

GoodStuff
05-14-2003, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Brighteyes
>How DARE you insult hardcore male programmers in such a bigoted manner?
Maybe I'm slightly jaded because people think I'm stupid when it comes to computers because I'm a girl. :p [/B]

But in my experience girls ARE lost when it comes to computers... :D

No, seriously, it's about getting to know the person. It's too easy to apply a stereotype and ignore deviating information.

And it's also too easy to form an incorrect stereotype. You for example conclude that coders don't generally work out. Did you take a poll to support your conclusion? Did you compare it to the statistics for working out in the general population? You just don't know until you research it.

If there is a stereotype about hackers (hardcore programmers) it's that there is no stereotype.

Gus

-KEN-
05-14-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by RoD
>>Maybe I'm slightly jaded because people think I'm stupid when it comes to computers because I'm a girl.

OMG prelueds a girl??????


Wait...i knew that.....

Not prelude.

Unregd
05-14-2003, 06:29 PM
Tough stuff, this tissue. If you want it tight, it'll be hanging loose; if you want your cheeks to be flapping in the wind as you run down wherever, they'll be clinging to the cheek bone for dear life.

Anyway, I too have struggled with having flabby cheeks. People used to call me Flabby O'Cheekster. Then one day, inspired by Richard Simmons, I decided to get my cheeks moving. I sat down at the nearest Chinese buffet and began my regimen. I should have done a little research beforehand though because eating more food just makes them flabbier. Yeah, I learned my lesson and developed a series of exercises to work the jaw and cheek muscles like nobody's business. Now I have bulging cheek musculature thanks to my perseverence.

Remember: You konn doo eet!