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Carlos
05-08-2003, 03:59 AM
"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left."

the Wookie
05-08-2003, 04:36 AM
what goes up must come down

RoD
05-08-2003, 04:40 AM
What goes around comes around

adrianxw
05-08-2003, 05:33 AM
>>> what goes up must come down

Prices?

GoodStuff
05-08-2003, 08:32 AM
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

golfinguy4
05-08-2003, 12:14 PM
RoD=F_M

PJYelton
05-08-2003, 01:18 PM
He who dies with the most toys, still dies.

RoD
05-08-2003, 01:27 PM
To be OLD and WISE one must first be YOUNG and STUPID!

doubleanti
05-08-2003, 02:39 PM
Do or do not, there is no try...

PJYelton
05-08-2003, 03:40 PM
He who runs behind car gets exhausted, and he who runs in front of car gets tired.

netboy
05-08-2003, 11:41 PM
If you're unsure, just do it.

Carlos
05-09-2003, 12:56 AM
"C++ : an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog"

GoodStuff
05-09-2003, 01:44 AM
He who runs behind car gets exhausted, and he who runs in front of car gets tired.

Full story actually is:

Confucious say:
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run beside car run pretty damn fast.

Gus

Carlos
05-09-2003, 06:03 AM
Have you always wanted to know why the letters ABCDEF have been used to classify bra sizes?

A - Acceptable
B - Beautiful
C - Colossal
D - Dramatic
E - Enhanced
F - Frightening

:)

napkin111
05-09-2003, 02:02 PM
This sentence is not true.

The following statment is true. The previous statement is false.

//napKIN

the Wookie
05-09-2003, 05:34 PM
everything i say is a lie

O_o

Commander
05-09-2003, 05:45 PM
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

RoD
05-09-2003, 08:49 PM
$$$$ Happens

JaWiB
05-09-2003, 09:58 PM
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

Albert Einstein

Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

Elbert Hubbard

KneeGrow
05-09-2003, 09:59 PM
You have reached the number you have dialed

Xei
05-10-2003, 12:20 AM
No rest for the wicked.

windoze victim
05-10-2003, 02:42 PM
Just a few quotes I have collected. I try to give credit where it is due.

"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
Eric Porterfield.

There are three kinds of people in the world. The few who learn by reading, those who learn by observing, and then there are those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
-Jeremy S. Anderson

-Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
-Anon.

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec."
-Marcus Dolengo

"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked."
-Jeff Pesis

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
-Steve Wozniak

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."

Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened."
-ricS

"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night."

There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."
-C.A.R. Hoare

"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

golfinguy4
05-11-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by windoze victim
"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
-Anon.


Do you visit mandrakeusers.com?

*ClownPimp*
05-11-2003, 05:29 PM
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.

napkin111
05-11-2003, 06:22 PM
LOL @ ClownPimp! Thats great!

GoodStuff
05-12-2003, 03:01 AM
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object ???

(Answer will be posted later)

Gus

doubleanti
05-12-2003, 08:23 AM
unstoppable immoving of course... duh

biosninja
05-12-2003, 08:59 AM
If you fail....try again. If you fail again...hide all evidence of trying and blame it on someone else

netboy
05-12-2003, 10:11 AM
If you want to reply, reply. Else, log out.

minesweeper
05-12-2003, 10:24 AM
Wear sunscreen.

PJYelton
05-12-2003, 10:58 AM
Proof that women are evil:

What women need most are time and money...


women=time*money

As we all know, time IS money...


women=money*money

And of course as the saying goes, money is the root of all evil...


women=sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)

Therefore...


women=evil

Terrance1
05-12-2003, 11:03 AM
lol PJYelton :D

confuted
05-12-2003, 02:49 PM
The only problem with the proof that women are evil is that "and" normally implies addition, not multiplication.

biosninja
05-12-2003, 03:04 PM
normally implies addition, not multiplication

I'd rather refer to it as "COMPLICATION"

PJYelton
05-12-2003, 04:26 PM
Whoops, I said it wrong! :eek:

The actual beginning to the proof is that as we all know a girlfriend/woman is the product of time and money.

So the proof stands!! :D

the Wookie
05-12-2003, 04:46 PM
or you keep women by time and money

itld
05-12-2003, 05:20 PM
howdy,
Don't read this.

or

Don't look here.

M.R.

confuted
05-12-2003, 07:53 PM
I don't want to start a new thread for this, so it goes here.

http://www.genmay.com/misc.php?action=faq
Don't click it if you're epiliptic. Other than that... have fun.

Commander
05-12-2003, 09:06 PM
wwoooo....that was something!!!


(bumper stickers)
I is a college student.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

itld
05-12-2003, 09:24 PM
howdy,
oh boy bumper stickers

"Trust Everyone, but Brand your Calves"

M.R.

doubleanti
05-12-2003, 10:43 PM
>http://www.genmay.com/misc.php?action=faq<

permanent brain damage... ah... that's better =)

oh... and how dare they try to match wits with me!!! AktiF!!!

GoodStuff
05-14-2003, 12:28 AM
The unstoppable force stops, the immovable object moves.


Douglas Adams - "I love deadlines, especially the wooshing sound they make when they go past."

Gus

biosninja
05-14-2003, 09:33 AM
The unstoppable force stops, the immovable object moves.

Unstoppable -> CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!!
Immovable -> CANNOT MOVE/BE MOVED!!!!

So....If they were to collide.... the immovable object does'nt move and the unstoppable object either bounces away in another direction or bursts into pieces and goes in their seperate ways or the unstoppable object stays at the point of contact trying to move past the immovable object or they both explode on cantact

GoodStuff
05-15-2003, 03:59 AM
Its a Zen puzzle dammit!

If a tree falls on you in the woods, and there's no one else around, will you still scream !?!?:mad:

Gus

biosninja
05-15-2003, 09:10 AM
Its a Zen puzzle dammit!

Zen puzzle or not....just looked at it my way


If a tree falls on you in the woods, and there's no one else around, will you still scream !?!?

Yes...its human nature. Fear makes you scream

Liger86
05-15-2003, 09:36 AM
You want to know what fell on me once? I did not scream! :D

Liger86
05-15-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by GoodStuff
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object ???

I think that everything will blow up, or nothing will happen.

*ClownPimp*
05-15-2003, 10:08 AM
>What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object ???

The universe will fold in on itself and disintegrate because of the inherent contradiction in having and immovable object and an unstopable force in the same universe

Liger86
05-15-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by GoodStuff
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object ???

The real answear is that no such can exist. There is no theoretical explanation and the math tells that it is imposible!

droid here
05-15-2003, 02:34 PM
Actually, an unstoppable object doesn't necessarily have to go in one direction. When it hit's the immovable object it can hop up and down. ;)