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thedumbmutt
05-07-2003, 11:47 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/fc?cid=34&tmpl=fc&in=Business&cat=Microsoft_News

that disgusting, imagine how many perverts would go in there to look at porn!!! I would stay far far away

confuted
05-07-2003, 02:45 PM
MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried.

I'll be wiping my butt with the one that says www.microsoft.com

RoD
05-07-2003, 03:33 PM
lmfao ok there is way too much wrong with this.

-KEN-
05-07-2003, 04:08 PM
That's quite possibly the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

CheesyMoo
05-07-2003, 04:45 PM
It's great for everyone until someone blasts a dookie on they keyboard.

Fountain
05-07-2003, 05:42 PM
Only women in Britain call it 'the loo'....we go for sh***** or crapper or 'bog' etc

Did nobody read the rest of this stuff?

Split decision over wether M/S WILL control the future etc-unbiased and interesting.................

Same link as above

RoD
05-07-2003, 05:57 PM
i dont want to know wat will happen when the program controlling the crapper gets a memory leak or internal error.

Cheeze-It
05-07-2003, 06:38 PM
See, that's why Microsoft is so rich... Innovation. Brilliant idea. All
it needs is one of those mini-fridges...

$20 says they're going to charge you by the minute, though.

Perspective
05-07-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by RoD
i dont want to know wat will happen when the program controlling the crapper gets a memory leak or internal error.

that would probably result in a seg fault or more likely a huge core dump...

RoD
05-07-2003, 06:51 PM
"Windows has detected the presence of a new ass and is installing the needed files to accomdate you."

Speedy5
05-07-2003, 07:15 PM
People wipe their asses with $$$$ on them and then use the keyboard, then redo again and again. :eek:

RoD
05-07-2003, 07:22 PM
wait till someone wizzes all over the thing and sparks start flying

frenchfry164
05-07-2003, 07:36 PM
What can I say? That idea is full of CRAP!:D

PS: sorry for the cheap pun

OneStiffRod
05-07-2003, 09:04 PM
Dude I can't wait... free wirless keyboard and comp w/ XP PRO...

I'll just put in a urinal cake in the case to void the smell.

Scourfish
05-07-2003, 10:13 PM
GREATEST MICROSOFT ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER

Xei
05-08-2003, 12:15 AM
Sorry, but I don't believe that article is correct. Microsoft is smarter than that. But in any case, if there are computers like that I'll pick the locks, and remove the PC's (OneStiffRod, we can work together!). Oh, and if picking the locks don't work I suppose we could try to kick the .......... out of the box, until pieces of the PC are revealed.

Magos
05-08-2003, 02:20 AM
and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line!!!!!!!!!

GoodStuff
05-09-2003, 04:45 AM
I propose the theorym that the entire thing is an April fool's joke. If it's not, hold on to your toilet seats. Our bathrooms are going online. Wonder how long it'd be before they put in a webcam as well?

OTOH, the Internet Fridge is real and that sounded ridiculous too...

Perhaps MS decided to capitalize on the Internet porn business. I mean, what better place to surf porn?

Internet fridge, Internet toilet... what next?

The Internet bed for the terminally lazy! The Internet Dog for the lonely child! Dancing Purple Barney Internet Doll ! Oh, wait, they already made that...

Gus

hk_mp5kpdw
05-13-2003, 08:50 AM
According to this recent article (http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/05/13/offbeat.microsoft.hoax.ap/index.html), it IS a hoax perpetrated by Microsoft's British division.

squid
05-13-2003, 02:26 PM
This just reenforces my opinion that M$ will do anything to make a $0.01. If they are willing to sink that low to sell MSN to the Brits... what are they doing where the anti-trust laws are non-existant? What pieces of Sh17.