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Silvercord
05-06-2003, 07:40 PM
we should all beat *** govtcheez

Edited by kermi3 cause we don't want to hurt govt's feelings

now you're making me look like i have multiple personalty disorder. govtcheez doesn't have feelings he eats little children!

Govtcheez
05-06-2003, 08:28 PM
MUHHAHAHAHAH!!!

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

> ***

off?

zahid
05-06-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Silvercord
we should all beat *** govtcheez

Edited by kermi3 cause we don't want to hurt govt's feelings

now you're making me look like i have multiple personalty disorder. govtcheez doesn't have feelings he eats little children!

You did not specify Govtcheez's any specific offensive act.
Sorry.. I do not see any hint. You better explain us little more.

BMJ
05-06-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
> ***

off? govtcheez's fantasy - to be beaten off by all of the members of cprog out of fear that he will devour their children.

RoD
05-06-2003, 09:59 PM
LMAO me and kermi had an aim conversation bout govt and how easy he would be to fool earlier today....

alpha
05-06-2003, 10:04 PM
hmm...

When shall this be done?

RoD
05-06-2003, 10:13 PM
someone is a little to eager to beat off govt...you may move ahead of me in line.

TechWins
05-06-2003, 11:46 PM
been there done that

Hillbillie
05-07-2003, 09:31 AM
>Edited by kermi3 cause we don't want to hurt govt's feelings<

AHAHA :FRlol: <-- Pretend there's a laughing smiley face there... :rolleyes:

-KEN-
05-07-2003, 10:51 AM
Yeah! Kill the bastard! He's never done anything for me!

CheesyMoo
05-07-2003, 05:27 PM
Group hug guys:

I'll delete the pic soon enough

Xei
05-08-2003, 12:25 AM
So Govtcheez, shall we shoot you in the:

Head?
Heart?
Spine?
Middle Torso?
Lower Stomach?

lol, i'm joking. I hope you know that.

I think that we should give Govtcheez and Silvercord sniper rifles, put them in a very large, boxed-off, field and see who is victorious. Or put them in one of those Locked-Cage wrestling things and see who kills who first.

biosninja
05-08-2003, 02:03 AM
Take out his nads!!!!!!

but then again.....he's actually a nice guy....so let him be

GoodStuff
05-08-2003, 02:35 AM
Sniper rifles are for cowards who cannot handle a face to face confrontation and therefore want to kill from a distance.

I say let them get up close and personal - give them lightsabers and tell them to use the force.

Or if they prefer something non-confrontational, put them in a huge maze with half-a-ton of cheese in a fondue cauldron in the middle. First one out is NOT thrown into the fondue cauldron.

Or maybe we should just poke them both with long-handled pitchforks until they learn to be friendly.

At least, that's what I think.

Gus

biosninja
05-08-2003, 02:47 AM
Sniper rifles are for cowards who cannot handle a face to face confrontation and therefore want to kill from a distance.

no...sniping is a matter of skill..like survivor outit, outplay, KILL!!!!

don't suppose you have seen the movie "Sniper" have u? Only you will understand the issue with sniper rifles.


Or if they prefer something non-confrontational, put them in a huge maze with half-a-ton of cheese in a fondue cauldron in the middle. First one out is NOT thrown into the fondue cauldron.

what on earth r u smoking?:D

RoD
05-08-2003, 04:42 AM
u should shoot him with frozen paintballs. feel the irony!

biosninja
05-08-2003, 04:48 AM
...and the pain. That should hurt plenty!!!:p

GoodStuff
05-08-2003, 07:51 AM
I'm smokin' weed mon. Seaweed.

Actually, I'm eating seaweed. Kelp to be precise. It's got chilli sesami seed oil and some garlic and ginger and other stuff mixed in. Yummy.

In sushi restourant:
"Waiter! There's some seaweed in my soup!"
"We know sir, we put it there."
"But why waiter, why?"
"Because, sir, we were out of kelp."

About the snipering, sure it's about survival, but it's boring to watch. One moment, we are observing the stalking figure of competitor number one. Next moment we observe his head exploding. No fun to watch.

A lightsaber duel however, would be VERY fun to watch.

Watching them run around frantically in a maze trying to escape being dipped in boiling, bubbling cheese... Interesting and fun.

But best of all, poking them with long handled pitchforks until they hug like brothers, that would be satisfying in the extreme. Blessed are the peacemakers, eh?

Gus

Govtcheez
05-08-2003, 12:52 PM
I choose pistols at dawn.

Failing that, the fondue thing.

RoD
05-08-2003, 12:56 PM
dawn is too early, sundown good for you?

Silvercord
05-08-2003, 01:11 PM
let's all just masturbate until one of us dies.

EDIT: are you dead yet?

Silvercord
05-08-2003, 01:23 PM
its only a 64kb picture, that isn't too big is it?

RoD
05-08-2003, 01:30 PM
LMFAO!!!!!

kermi3
05-08-2003, 02:16 PM
Ok this one liner shameless "flamng" of poor gov has gone on enough. CLOSED.

Problems? PM me.

Kermi3

-KEN-
05-08-2003, 03:09 PM
PM on its way :rolleyes:.

Govtcheez
05-08-2003, 03:20 PM
Reopened so people can flame me

-KEN-
05-08-2003, 03:57 PM
No offense, but you should have left it closed, faggot.

RoD
05-08-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
Reopened so people can flame me

ok thats funny $$$$

Silvercord
05-08-2003, 04:27 PM
I agree with Ken, only a $$$$$ would do something like that (reopen a thread that flames you? Perverse children eating masochist!).

This is kind of like those friar's roasts they have on comedy central. We should flame other people we admire just like on that show. Oh wait a second, we hate govtcheez...even hitler had more balls then him!

Govtcheez
05-08-2003, 04:35 PM
Suck this, baby (www.notgonnahappen) - Edited out by Kermi3

Govtcheez
05-08-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by -KEN-
No offense, but you should have left it closed, faggot. b& for mod sassery

RoD
05-08-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
Suck this, baby (www.no.jpg) - Edited out by KErmi3

i wish i hadn't clicked that

Govtcheez
05-08-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Xei
lol, i'm joking. I hope you know that.
I can't take you at your word. I'm calling the cops.

Xei
05-08-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
Edited out url by Kermi3

I can't take you at your word. I'm calling the cops.[/url]

What!? Is that your hand down your pants?

lol, Okay I guaruntee they wont do a thing! "Hello, a guy online said he'd shoot me..." lol, if you do please record the conversation and encode it into MP3 or something so that I can listen to it.

Govtcheez
05-08-2003, 05:21 PM
One hand is pointing, the other is holding the camera. That's all of my hands, sorry.

> if you do please record the conversation and encode it into MP3 or something so that I can listen to it.

You know, if I wasn't afraid of repercussions for pranking 911, i would do that... Sorry, though.

kermi3
05-08-2003, 05:22 PM
Take it to FD.com (www.flashdaddee.com/forums).