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Cheeze-It
04-12-2003, 07:17 AM
It's quite frustrating; especially when you consider the trend
that "da ladies" are following seems to be that of dating
feminine, shallow men that shave their legs and gel their hair.
The hip/hop, techno, Xtasy, racecar dweebs who consider "The
Fast and the Furious" to be the greatest movie ever made.

I don't understand why those boys are appealing. I mean, what
happens if you get seperated at the mall? They all look the same;
the boyfriend would never be found. He'd be lost in an endless
sea of plaid shirts and backwards, fitted, baseball caps.

I really think it's peer pressure. That's why these ladies are dating
these boys. I constantly see ladies in the front seat of a car looking
depressed because her boyfriend's bass is up too loud for her
to even talk to him.

Come on ladies. Let ethic rock your world. I can show you a night
of Gamecube-related, videogame bliss. We can deathmatch the
night away.

;) <-sexy wink..

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This thread was originally called "Thread Sandwich: Part III" and
was 5500 characters long. I wasted so much time typing stuff that
I just ended up deleting... I'm scared to post some of my thinkings
on this forum. The mods are against me. They want me banned/dead...

Eibro
04-12-2003, 10:05 AM
hun·ky1 Audio pronunciation of hunky ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hngk)
n. Offensive Slang pl. hun·kies

Used as a disparaging term for a person, especially a laborer, from east-central Europe.
...Huh?

Brighteyes
04-12-2003, 10:07 AM
I don't understand why those boys are appealing.

Or it's because most boys are too lazy to go out and get beefy and those that do are already spoken for. So girls have to be less picky in the boyfriend department or go without. ;)


It's quite frustrating; especially when you consider the trend
that "da ladies" are following seems to be that of dating
feminine, shallow men that shave their legs and gel their hair.
The hip/hop, techno, Xtasy, racecar dweebs who consider "The
Fast and the Furious" to be the greatest movie ever made.

I totally agree. Those guys are just slimy and weird, too bad they're coming out of the woodwork. :(


Come on ladies. Let ethic rock your world. I can show you a night
of Gamecube-related, videogame bliss. We can deathmatch the
night away.

;) <-sexy wink..

I think you're onto something, that pickup line is better than most I hear. :p

BMJ
04-12-2003, 10:09 AM
:D So what are my chances?

-KEN-
04-12-2003, 10:30 AM
Awww....I could have really used an eithic thread sandwich :(

Us super hunks are dying breeds, eth.


>>I think you're onto something, that pickup line is better than most I hear.

::whispering:: go for it, ethic! She totally wants you.

Perspective
04-12-2003, 12:23 PM
> who consider "The Fast and the Furious" to be the greatest movie ever made

you mean its not??

you just have to look harder ethic. my girlie loves playin vids, we hang out, play games, watch horror movies (her favorite) and just do whatever we feel like doing. not all girls fall into that same genre even if they may appear to at first. you just gotta get to know em first.

Xei
04-12-2003, 03:35 PM
Ever considered using that Date-Rape drug? :P

Cheeze-It
04-12-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Eibro
...Huh?



hunk·y2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hngk)
adj. Slang hunk·i·er, hunk·i·est
Having a well-developed physique; sexually attractive.


That's me... That's the definition I was thinking of...

Cheeze-It
04-12-2003, 03:51 PM
Internet Pornography should be outlawed. It corrupts the minds
of innocent children. Not only children, but adults, too. There's no
place for pornography in a civilized, evolved society. It caters to
scum, and anybody caught enjoying pictures and/or movies of
any sexual activity (even hugging) should immediately be put in
prison...

The world is becoming more and more icky everyday. From the moment
they're born, people should be taught shame of their bodies. They
should feel guilt everytime they get naked; whether it be by
themselves, or infront of someone else. Sex should not be used
as an expression of love, only procreation. And as soon as DIY
artficial-insemination packages get invtented and sold at local
drug stores (available only to those who present an "Adult ID"),
sex in general should be outlawed.

People are always quick to complain about "babies having babies."
Why is that? You can't teach children that nakedness is okay and
not expect them to be having sex at a young age. Teenage
pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.
Teach them early, and teach them often -- Nakedness is bad.

Brian
04-12-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by ethic
Internet Pornography should be outlawed. It corrupts the minds
of innocent children. Not only children, but adults, too. There's no
place for pornography in a civilized, evolved society. It caters to
scum, and anybody caught enjoying pictures and/or movies of
any sexual activity (even hugging) should immediately be put in
prison...

The world is becoming more and more icky everyday. From the moment
they're born, people should be taught shame of their bodies. They
should feel guilt everytime they get naked; whether it be by
themselves, or infront of someone else. Sex should not be used
as an expression of love, only procreation. And as soon as DIY
artficial-insemination packages get invtented and sold at local
drug stores (available only to those who present an "Adult ID"),
sex in general should be outlawed.

People are always quick to complain about "babies having babies."
Why is that? You can't teach children that nakedness is okay and
not expect them to be having sex at a young age. Teenage
pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.
Teach them early, and teach them often -- Nakedness is bad.

my troll detector has gone into overload.

You can't be serious?

Hillbillie
04-12-2003, 04:17 PM
>Teenage pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.<

Really? I always just thought it was because we're really horny...

Xei
04-12-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Hillbillie
>Teenage pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.<

Really? I always just thought it was because we're really horny...
Haha, yeah.

Govtcheez
04-12-2003, 06:54 PM
You had me until the porn thing. Some people should be ashamed of their bodies, but fortunately for the rest of us, Aria Giovanni isn't one of them.

Xei
04-12-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
You had me until the porn thing. Some people should be ashamed of their bodies, but fortunately for the rest of us, Aria Giovanni isn't one of them.
Who is Aria Giovanni?

valar_king
04-12-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Xei
Who is Aria Giovanni?

probobly a porn actress

Govtcheez
04-12-2003, 07:59 PM
Definitely a porn actress.

-KEN-
04-13-2003, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by ethic
Internet Pornography should be outlawed. It corrupts the minds
of innocent children. Not only children, but adults, too. There's no
place for pornography in a civilized, evolved society. It caters to
scum, and anybody caught enjoying pictures and/or movies of
any sexual activity (even hugging) should immediately be put in
prison...

The world is becoming more and more icky everyday. From the moment
they're born, people should be taught shame of their bodies. They
should feel guilt everytime they get naked; whether it be by
themselves, or infront of someone else. Sex should not be used
as an expression of love, only procreation. And as soon as DIY
artficial-insemination packages get invtented and sold at local
drug stores (available only to those who present an "Adult ID"),
sex in general should be outlawed.

People are always quick to complain about "babies having babies."
Why is that? You can't teach children that nakedness is okay and
not expect them to be having sex at a young age. Teenage
pregnancy is a result of these kids' lack of nude-self shame.
Teach them early, and teach them often -- Nakedness is bad.


I demand more hot thread sandwich action.

Unregd
04-13-2003, 11:50 AM
Aria Giovanni is representative of Europe's decadent culture. Europe has topless beaches and fat old men wearing grossly inappropriate swim attire. Once a woman believes being topless in public is acceptable, it is not a stretch for her to engage in truly pornographic activities.

The sad thing is that men are falling for this culture of perversion as well. If a man even jokingly claims he is a "hunky, super-macho he-man," he has deferred to the Sexual Menace. Humanity will only be free when all people accept their bodies as the containers of the mind, not of the libido.

Minds, it is time for change. Now is the time to reject the sexual stereotypes and choose a life and species-reproductive partner based solely on ability to calculate the value of pi to an obsessive precision.

Govtcheez
04-13-2003, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Unregd
Aria Giovanni is representative of Europe's decadent culture. Aria Giovanni was born in San Diego (http://us.imdb.com/Name?Giovanni,+Aria). She's got Italian heritage, but she's 'Merican.

Oh, and you're an idiot.

Cheeze-It
04-13-2003, 05:09 PM
I'm so tired of being a weak, sickly, timid man. Especially when you
consider the trend that "da ladies" seem to be following is that of
dating strong, healthy, outgoing men that go to the gym about 4
times per week. The kind of man that gets his haircut on a regular
basis, wears cologne, and has a well-paying job. Yuppies that
consider "Will & Grace" to be the greatest show on television.

I constantly see ladies in the front seat of SUVs looking depressed
because their Boyfriend's Creed (or Bon Jovi) CD is turned up too
loud for her to even talk to him. Ethic doesn't like crappy rock
music, so you don't need to worry about that while driving with
me. I'll listen to you.

Ladies, these men are fooling you. Sure, they may be able to
buy you nice things and take you to expensive restaurants; But
they don't care about you, only how you make them look. You're
just an accessory to them. And if they ever ask you to marry them,
it's only because they want someone at home cooking them dinner;
or someone to show off to coworkers at various office-events.
Other than a select few outings he arranges (that chances are
have to do with the advancement of his career), you'd be stuck at
home all day while your husband is cheating on you with an office-
skank.

Money and expensive restaurants aren't important. It's just that
you ladies have been conditioned to think that a 3 oz. piece of
imported, European Viel and Asparagus flown in from the coasts
of Africa*is somehow a more sophisticated meal than an Arby's
Melt w/Cheddar. I can buy you one of those! I'm sure I have a
coupon... somewhere...




* I don't care where Asparagus comes from. .

Xei
04-13-2003, 05:14 PM
lol. Anyways, I think what he is trying to say is: "Does UPS ship on weekends? Cause my HD has been sitting in Mount Hope, Ontario for two days now(since friday), and its supposed to be going to Mississauga, Ontario, to Maxtor. Anybody know?"