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-KEN-
10-19-2001, 11:17 AM
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they
are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a
shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be
attacked.

So it must be true

If you don't get it, it's a spoof off of the "Don't go to the mall on halloween" email rumor.

But this one's real! I can FEEL it!

*Michelle*
10-19-2001, 11:35 AM
Hahaha, alligators can't fit in toilet bowls. (burst your bubble there :D )

Fordy
10-19-2001, 11:37 AM
Well you may see it as a laughing matter, but I for one will avoid all toilets on that day.


Hmm.....how do the alligators know which day they are supposed to strike...I mean are they given watches or something?


:D :p :cool: :p :D

rick barclay
10-19-2001, 11:45 AM
Now you've got me scared sheetless!

rick barclay

mfc2themax
10-19-2001, 12:39 PM
>Hmm.....how do the alligators know which day they are supposed to strike...I mean are they given watches or something? <

These must mutant alligators, capable of figuring out the date and time.....

Garfield
10-19-2001, 01:21 PM
> Well you may see it as a laughing matter, but I for one will avoid all toilets on that day. <
I second that notion. Better to play it safe.

> Now you've got me scared sheetless! <
Hah! Good one, rick.

Cheeze-It
10-19-2001, 04:43 PM
why can't I go to the mall on Halloween?

EvenFlow
10-19-2001, 06:51 PM
We don't celebrate halloween here in Australia so that the threat of alligators doesn't bother me. Besides, I could just call up the Crocidile Hunter if I had a problem :D

Aran
10-19-2001, 06:53 PM
maybe because halloween this year is Internation Mall Depreciation Day?

-KEN-
10-19-2001, 06:57 PM
Good thing you're scared ..........less, cuz you don't wanna take one that day!

And you can't go to the mall halloween because a girl's friend's, friend's boyfriend who was Arabian (note the flaw in the story - Arabian? they still almost like us!) told her not to! so of course she did the LOGICAL thing and forwarded it through e-mail instead of calling the authorites. So Duh! Don't go to the mall, people! because obviously we've ........ed off a girl's boyfriend!

Aran
10-19-2001, 07:02 PM
The history of the world:

The world appears
dinosaurs come
dinosaurs die
arabs come
discoteks are built
end of story.

Garfield
10-19-2001, 09:14 PM
> We don't celebrate halloween here in Australia
Really???

EvenFlow
10-20-2001, 12:11 AM
really.

Garfield
10-20-2001, 07:53 AM
Is Australlia what it looks like in the movies? You know, with the tumble weed and the sand and the long stretches of roads? I think that's neat. I'd give up halloween in a second to live in Australlia. The Serengeti Plain is decent though. It serves my purposes.

--Garfield

oskilian
10-20-2001, 08:54 AM
about the alligator thing: I think I'm safer right here, and there are more than 10'000.000 people in Bogotá, I don't think there are all those alligators... ;)

Oskilian

Unregistered
10-20-2001, 09:01 AM
This is for real, I mean it, well, at least I heard it over the radio

One of the guys who crashed the planes, had a girlfriend, and he was VERY in love wirh her, the guy did what he did and she turned herself to the police, because she wasn't stupid. After that, she got a letter from his boyfriend telling her two things: that on the 11th something BIG was going on, and warning her not to go to any mall on October 31.

Govtcheez
10-20-2001, 09:07 AM
The Halloween thing's no more credible than Ken's alligator hypothesis.

Btw, forward this post to eleventy-one of your closest friends, and a video of Janet Reno and Margaret Thatcher will appear on your screen. Try it! I don't normally ask things like this, but it is sooooooo funny!

Breach23
10-20-2001, 12:23 PM
so I can't poop that day? :(

Garfield
10-20-2001, 04:36 PM
> so I can't poop that day?
I think you can survive one day. Or, maybe not.

Breach23
10-20-2001, 04:56 PM
LoL, maybe u can... :D

Garfield
10-20-2001, 04:58 PM
> maybe u can

Sure, I'm a soldier.

Garfield
10-20-2001, 04:59 PM
Hey, on the Serengeti Plain I don't need to worry about crocs, except by the river. *tear* Poor Leo, tough death. I loved that cat like...where was I? Oh yeah, look at my avatar. I fear nothing!

doubleanti
10-20-2001, 06:44 PM
>maybe because halloween this year is Internation Mall Depreciation Day?

hehe... "IMDD"... go postal... "I'm Mad"...

EvenFlow
10-20-2001, 07:41 PM
>>Is Australlia what it looks like in the movies? You know, with the tumble weed and the sand and the long stretches of roads? I think that's neat. I'd give up halloween in a second to live in Australlia.<<

In some places it does. But not all of Australia looks like that. If you can find a copy of a movie called "The Castle" that is pretty much how we all are :D.

Garfield
10-20-2001, 07:42 PM
"The Castle" with who? What's it about? I'll check it out. Not bad, is it?

--Garfield

EvenFlow
10-20-2001, 07:46 PM
Nah it's good, really funny movie too. You won't know any of the actors though.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001W9GI/qid=1003628691/sr=8-16/ref=sr_8_3_16/107-8842362-6168506

Garfield
10-20-2001, 07:48 PM
I'll check it out. Thanks.

--Garfield