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RoD
01-20-2003, 03:37 PM
Everyone post the most odd/strange/senseless aim away messages you have ever seen! Heres one i just saw:



Tonight, I will sleep outside under the roof of my house.
Ponder that, jackass. Heh. You think you're so smart.
This is you: "Ooh! I'm smart! Ooh! Ooh! I know how to build a card house because I'm so smart! Ooh! Ooh!"
Yeah. That's right. Jerk. You make absolutely no sense.

Travis Dane
01-20-2003, 03:49 PM
Some of your posts, RoD, are really total nonsense but keep
our minds from constant programming.

Thank you, our savior, RoD!!!!

Cheeze-It
01-20-2003, 04:14 PM
"It's hard for me to say this, but I think it's time we part ways.
You just don't have any goals, and I'm afraid you won't be able to
support me and the kids as life goes on. I've hired an attorney,
and will be seeking sole custody of the children. I do love you,
but I need more. I need a financially stable life, and you just can't
give that to me. Goodbye, ethic. "

Travis Dane
01-20-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by ethic

"It's hard for me to say this, but I think it's time we part ways.
You just don't have any goals, and I'm afraid you won't be able to
support me and the kids as life goes on. I've hired an attorney,
and will be seeking sole custody of the children. I do love you,
but I need more. I need a financially stable life, and you just can't
give that to me. Goodbye, ethic. "


Goddamn, that really got me quiet for a while, that real?
Damn man, so sorry for you.

-KEN-
01-20-2003, 05:00 PM
Yes, because when people who know ethic (spouses, even) refer to him, they always use his cprog/FD handle...:rolleyes:

face_master
01-20-2003, 05:25 PM
I was gonna say that....

RoD
01-20-2003, 06:54 PM
Yea i am god!


<second line>

Aran
01-20-2003, 07:19 PM
that's a parser error.

didn't close the tag.

here's a good away message i used a while ago:

"Well, one time i was leaving the local Taco Bell when i came across a begger. "Can you spare some money? a dollar, a burrito, a few pennies, anything?" he said. Needless to say, i killed him where he stood.

NO ONE takes my burrito."

and this one:

"I knew this kid, Willum, back when i was in kindergarten. He had that one thing that seperates a truely gifted child from the rest. That's right, he killed his parents. After a while i had to ask him to take them out of my room, though, because they were beginning to reek."

and this one:

"Sorry, can't talk. I'm chartering a flight to the Vatican so i can beat up the pope and take his hat."

and this one:

"Brb, getting more shiny things"

Silvercord
01-20-2003, 09:39 PM
Silvercord: doll steak
openidesign: huh
Silvercord: dunno
openidesign: doll steak??
openidesign: whats that
Silvercord: yeah
Silvercord: steak made of dollas
Silvercord: dolls
Silvercord: ****
openidesign: but, what IS it?
Silvercord: no one told K, why should I tell you
openidesign: K who?
Silvercord: we must ask the court to get into the castle
Session Close (openidesign): Sat Jan 18 23:24:36 2003

Waldo2k2
01-21-2003, 12:44 AM
[away message]
sorry, looking at porn...can't type with one hand
[/away message]

rick barclay
01-21-2003, 02:22 AM
Those AIM messages look and sound downright poetical.

RoD
01-21-2003, 04:44 AM
LMAO govtcheez wins:

[away message]

Can't talk - furiously <insert dirty "m" word here>

[/away message]

no really, insert the word :P

and

I used to count sheep when I was trying to fall asleep. These days, however, I prefer to count how many marshmallows I can fit in my nose and mouth. This usually restricts my breathing enough to knock me out.

...Sleeping


and

Wherever you go, there you are, but not me.

joshdick
01-21-2003, 04:43 PM
I've been feeling great lately as is evident from my current profile. I've decided to share this profile with you for no particular reason but to make known how wonderful my week has been.


This is the Week of Josh.
Here are the Chronicles of the Josh.

Day One: The Day of Josh, when the Josh had a ****ing awesome day.
Calculus Final—aced by 9:22; fun and challenging.
Graduation Project—astounded and confouned my panel; overcame the evil librarian.
Girlfriend—Ooooooh, yeah ;)
AP U.S. History—went from an F to a C in about a week, earning myself a B for the semester without doing much.

The Josh decreed that this day forever more be known as the Day of Josh, for on this day, the Josh realized that his life was good and only getting better.

Day Two: The Josh was right; things got even better.
AP English—earned a B for the second marking period which ensures a B in the course; also, did well on the final.

All is well for the Josh. The Josh is pleased :D

...
01-21-2003, 06:00 PM
week of Brett:

woke up.

realized I would have to do that again tomorrow.

went back to bed.


i havent chatted at random on AIM for a loong time, but i used to send and recieve some crazy stuff...