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Leeman_s
01-20-2003, 02:35 PM
Just about 30 minutes ago, I got asked to the sadies dance at school.

The only thing is that I don't want to go with the girl that asked me.

I need some quick excuses to get out of this before it is too late! I didn't have any at the time, because it was totally unexpected! I'm just like "Uh, yeah", or something like that. Ack! How do I turn her down now?!

RoD
01-20-2003, 02:39 PM
face master??? is that you???!!!

Necrodeemer
01-20-2003, 02:41 PM
Stay away from school for a few days,

Put soup in your mouth and just before the dance, spit it out when she's nearby,

Just tell her your mum/dad/sister/brother... is ill and you can't go.

Say you have a funeral,

Tell her you made a mistake,

Finally, if all else fails, kill yourself, or pour blood over yourself where someone you don't like see's you and tells her.

Govtcheez
01-20-2003, 02:42 PM
> face master??? is that you???!!!

lmao

Tell her you found out you two are related.

Either that, or suck it up and be a man, you pud. She asked you, you said yes - it's not like you two are getting married.

-KEN-
01-20-2003, 02:43 PM
Probably shouldn't have said "yes" then, huh? Sucks for you. ::points and laughs::

Govtcheez
01-20-2003, 02:44 PM
Why the hell've we been getting "this girl likes me and I hate her, how do I weasel out of it?" lately, anyways?

RoD
01-20-2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
Why the hell've we been getting "this girl likes me and I hate her, how do I weasel out of it?" lately, anyways?

because the posters of those topics are selfish excuses for men who, after reading their topics, should consider themselves lucky that a girl wants to even be in their presence.

Suck it up and be a man, loser.

Necrodeemer
01-20-2003, 02:47 PM
Hey, I wouldn't mind it, I used to be like that, but then, I, *sniff*, looked in the mirror....*sniff*

damonbrinkley
01-20-2003, 02:48 PM
Either be a man and tell her you don't want to go with her or suck it up and make the most out of it. You never know, you might have a good time and gain a good friend out of it.

RoD
01-20-2003, 02:53 PM
or she'll realize your a loser, either way prob solved!

Eibro
01-20-2003, 02:53 PM
Tell her you're a programmer

Necrodeemer
01-20-2003, 02:53 PM
Impress one lady and you'll impress em all...

Polymorphic OOP
01-20-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Eibro
Tell her you're a programmer

Hahaha

RoD
01-20-2003, 02:59 PM
besides, girls dig guys with confidence. Go with her and live it up, next thing u know u may find yourself in the eyes of a girl u actually like. I'm not saying use her, i'm saying enjoy it like your last moment.

webmaster
01-20-2003, 03:02 PM
Should we add this to the FAQ?

rick barclay
01-20-2003, 03:04 PM
lol. Telling her you're a programmer would do it. She'd
probably develop a headache all of a sudden.

RoD
01-20-2003, 03:04 PM
Its looking like a good idea at this point.

RoD
01-20-2003, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by rick barclay
lol. Telling her you're a programmer would do it. She'd
probably develop a headache all of a sudden.

The girl i'm talking to now is a cutie, and she knows i'm a programmer. But its kinda cool cuz shes always saying "your like a total genious"....love the life!

-KEN-
01-20-2003, 03:08 PM
You spelled "genius" wrong in your away message. Just thought I'd let you know that (oo, and in your post). Kind've ironic.

"::drool:: Duhh...me genious. Me program. Program goooooddd..."

I think you should send her a picture of Polymorphic OOP. That should at least put a gigantic dent in her zeal for you.

Govtcheez
01-20-2003, 03:09 PM
> Kind've ironic.

It's "kind of", genius :p

RoD
01-20-2003, 03:11 PM
lmao thats great.....

Fordy
01-20-2003, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Leeman_s
Just about 30 minutes ago, I got asked to the sadies dance at school.

The only thing is that I don't want to go with the girl that asked me.

I need some quick excuses to get out of this before it is too late! I didn't have any at the time, because it was totally unexpected! I'm just like "Uh, yeah", or something like that. Ack! How do I turn her down now?!

Well, your obviously gay and she's just going to have to live with that.....its a sad world, but she'll get over it soon




:p

RoD
01-20-2003, 03:14 PM
LMAO @ fordy...

hey ken check the away now.....ass.....

-KEN-
01-20-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
> Kind've ironic.

It's "kind of", genius :p

didn't you have some universal rule along the lines of "The second you correct someone's spelling, you'll spell something wrong yourself" a while back? Well it still stands.

Anyhow...I use "kind've"...blow it out your ears (or other places, if you'd really like).

So "kind've" really isn't a proper contraction? hmmm...

-KEN-
01-20-2003, 03:17 PM
>>hey ken check the away now.....ass.....

"Check the away now ass"? I LOVE the "away now" ass...::looks around for "away now" ass::

Liar! There IS no "away now" ass!

::runs to corner and cries::

Polymorphic OOP
01-20-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by RoD
The girl i'm talking to now is a cutie, and she knows i'm a programmer. But its kinda cool cuz shes always saying "your like a total genious"....love the life!

Odd. The girls I talk to are like "you're a total genius... I'm gonna talk to this cute guy over there"

Govtcheez
01-20-2003, 03:19 PM
> So "kind've" really isn't a proper contraction? hmmm...

If it was, it'd mean "kind have" - that doesn't make any sense...

> Well it still stands.

It might have to do with the fact that I read grammar nazi posts extra careful, for irony's sake :D

RoD
01-20-2003, 03:20 PM
lmao

RoD
01-20-2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Polymorphic OOP
Odd. The girls I talk to are like "you're a total genius... I'm gonna talk to this cute guy over there"

i have a non programmer personality :P

VBprogrammer
01-20-2003, 05:16 PM
Man you must be Austrialian...sends -KEN- to convince Bush to nuke Australia instead...but has to save [stealth] first!

face_master
01-20-2003, 05:21 PM
cough...cough....

Ok screw this im gonna get totally flamed if I say ANYTHING. DAMN FOOLS!

-KEN-
01-20-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by VBprogrammer
Man you must be Austrialian...sends -KEN- to convince Bush to nuke Australia instead...but has to save [stealth] first!

I'm only "convincing" with better looking men than THAT, VB - give me SOME credit :gay:. We should just send [stealth] to eat F_M and leeman, instead }:-]

VBprogrammer
01-20-2003, 05:27 PM
LMAO!! Now now [stealth] share with your cute little friends!!

Leeman_s
01-20-2003, 06:32 PM
Wow, so many posts in such a short time!

Alright, I'm here by the phone with a good excuse ready. If I call and cancel I'll post the dialogue, maybe I'll record it lol :)

RoD
01-20-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Leeman_s
Wow, so many posts in such a short time!

Alright, I'm here by the phone with a good excuse ready. If I call and cancel I'll post the dialogue, maybe I'll record it lol :)

no please don't, calling this off on her makes you an *******, and we don't need to hear what lame excuse you came up with. Don't waste the breath to call yourself a man.

Leeman_s
01-20-2003, 07:40 PM
Alright I thought about it a little more in-depth. The girl I really like is friends with the girl who asked me. The girl I really like is actually going to the dance with another guy, in the same group as me. If I called and cancelled, I wouldn't want the girl who asked me to tell the girl I really like that I'm a jerk. Ok, it's settled.

RoD
01-20-2003, 07:43 PM
You made the right decision.

face_master
01-20-2003, 07:47 PM
>> The girl I really like is friends with the girl who asked me.

You're an idiot if you called it off then. Learn to work within the system ;)

Govtcheez
01-20-2003, 08:31 PM
> If I called and cancelled, I wouldn't want the girl who asked me to tell the girl I really like that I'm a jerk.

Man, you are a chode and a half.

MethodMan
01-20-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by face_master
>> The girl I really like is friends with the girl who asked me.

You're an idiot if you called it off then. Learn to work within the system ;)

The last person you ever want to take advice from is face_master. j/k.

I agree, if you dont know how the system runs you are screwed.

Well good luck with the love life.

-KEN-
01-20-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
> If I called and cancelled, I wouldn't want the girl who asked me to tell the girl I really like that I'm a jerk.

Man, you are a chode and a half.

Chode! ::laughs hysterically:: God, I haven't heard that one in a while. rofl....if I remember correctly, I was the first one here to be called a chode...

::swells with pride::

Leeman_s
01-20-2003, 09:03 PM
lol. I should have just said NO in the first place. GOD DAMNIT!

rick barclay
01-21-2003, 02:27 AM
Yes, you should have. Make sure your consult us beforehand
next time.

Vber
01-21-2003, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by rick barclay
Yes, you should have. Make sure your consult us beforehand
next time.

Heh, CP.com, not just a programming board :)
I'll try sometimes consulting you guys :)

face_master
01-21-2003, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Vber
Heh, CP.com, not just a programming board :)
I'll try sometimes consulting you guys :)

Trust me. You dont want to.

Vber
01-21-2003, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by face_master
Trust me. You dont want to.

LOL, ok, so.. I won't consult you hehe.
hmm face_master, how's going with linux? you have sound support now?

face_master
01-21-2003, 03:41 AM
Linux is working great now. The sound just started working after I started to playa round with the settings :). Today I bought that book on linux that I created a thread about and it looks really good.

Gades
01-21-2003, 04:36 AM
So, what happened at the end?
you got the balls to go to the dance?

RoD
01-21-2003, 04:42 AM
Consult in RoD, for he will show you the light!