View Full Version : Post your jokes here!

01-12-2003, 03:06 PM
I like jokes, and a lot of you probably do, too. Let's show everybody our jokes that could make a leaf laugh! You can do story jokes like mine or question and answer. Remember to include the answer!
I'll start.
A boy says to his mom he is going to the park
The mom says, "That's nice, dear."
Later he says he's going to his friend's house. The mom says, "That's nice dear."
At dinner, the boy says, "I'm gonna have some rice."
The mom says, "That's lice dear.

01-12-2003, 03:32 PM
first i'd like to say that joke was lame.

Then i'd like to say "o yay, another joke thread, just what i always wanted".

And my joke:

there were these two penguins.....and they were cold....

to die for..


Travis Dane
01-12-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by RoD

You missing a <sarcasm> that means that all the post you
ever made are ment sarcastich?

Dint really get fuh's 'joke', what does lice mean (please dont kill

01-12-2003, 04:09 PM
with or without the opening tag are both acceptable.

01-12-2003, 04:27 PM
yeah, it seems quite lame to begin a post with <sarcasm>.
That kind of spoils the whole point with sarcasm.

Travis Dane
01-12-2003, 04:32 PM
Right,ok,wont mention it anymore:( ,
I still dont know what lice means? or is it just a made up
word to fit in the rhyme? That'd be pretty sad

01-12-2003, 04:43 PM
Lice are these little bugs that go in your hair, and are contagos (I know I spelt it wrong)and annoying. They look kind of like rice. The point is, the mom is telling the kid he's about to eat bugs.

01-12-2003, 04:59 PM
These two gay guys walked into a bar, they said 'ow'

01-12-2003, 05:05 PM
Two blondes walked into the building, you would think at least one of them would have seen the door.

01-12-2003, 05:05 PM
intersting sig shadow lol.

01-12-2003, 05:06 PM
Mmmm I was going to tell a few jokes I have, but jokes are boring to type out and read whenever I write them.

01-12-2003, 05:14 PM
Just don't do any jokes about Ken's mum. Those can get nasty.:D

[/inside joke]

01-12-2003, 05:33 PM
What about ober's hairyness?

01-12-2003, 06:07 PM
Or cheez's erectile problems?

01-12-2003, 06:09 PM
F_M...i'm not even touching that one

01-12-2003, 06:14 PM
Two drunks Russians are sitting on guard duty drinking vodka. Ones sees a plane and says to the other: "do you think that is a president's plane or a passenger plane?" the other reply's back: "if it was a president's plane there would be four motorcycles in front of it!"

01-12-2003, 07:20 PM
these three girls went on a camping trip. On girl said "I have to go poop" so she went to go poop. The other two girls decided to go play a trick on her so they killed a rabbit, turned it inside out, and put it on the ground behind the pooping girl. About 20 mins later the girl who was pooping came back and said "Whoa I had a good poop. I pooped so hard my intestines came out, but with these two fingers and the grace of god I managed to put them back in!"

01-13-2003, 02:08 AM
I think this thread is one of the most stupid thread I've ever seen...
At least you could've posted some good jokes!

01-13-2003, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by RoD
F_M...i'm not even touching that one

That's what F_M's fat girlfriend said.

01-13-2003, 07:30 AM
Lol, she didn't want to be a part of beastiality!

01-13-2003, 07:36 AM
a baby seal walks into a club ;)

01-13-2003, 08:09 AM
>>At least you could've posted some good jokes!
Agreed. Post good PG13 jokes instead of hacking on each other, else this thread is history....

01-13-2003, 08:11 AM

"An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an
anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt
already heard. After some observations and rough calculations the
engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing. A few minutes later
the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily as he now
has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper. This leaves the
mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he
was the subject of an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly the presence of
humour from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too
trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny."

foniks munkee
01-13-2003, 08:30 AM
I'm sure you've all heard this one before..

Two strings walk into a bar, the first one turns to the bar tender and says "blah3*&#32oasdfva#$@23#@!". The Bartender says to the second string, whats wrong with him?

The second string says - Ah, ignore him, he's not null terminated.

01-14-2003, 08:12 AM

Here is an average joke, it's not bad, but not terribly good, not my favourite either. But i tend to forget good jokes after i read/hear them, mm.

A man listening to the radio hears that a car is headed the wrong way
on a highway, forcing people off the road. He realizes his wife is on that
highway and quickly calls her on her cell phone.

"Honey, watch out because a car is going the wrong way and running
people off the road!"

She screams back, "It's not just one car! There are thousands of them!"

01-14-2003, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by foniks munkee
I'm sure you've all heard this one before..

Two strings walk into a bar, the first one turns to the bar tender and says "blah3*&#32oasdfva#$@23#@!". The Bartender says to the second string, whats wrong with him?

The second string says - Ah, ignore him, he's not null terminated. Wouldn't it say soemthing like
Hello||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| \

foniks munkee
01-14-2003, 07:45 PM
Oh pfft!